full jerk

100% Masturbating with the inability to focus on anything else but completion.

"I'm in full jerk right now, catch you later" - Boyd Tinsley

by ImJackinIt36 June 7, 2018

circle jerkus

To masterbate in a circular motion

Drop that raggedy Andy Serkis, circle jerkus!

by Slam poet #1 March 26, 2018

birth jerky

Dried birth waste used as a delicatessen.

Hey buddy. Pass me some more of that birth jerky.

by TayWill February 10, 2019

Quantum Jerk

Quite a bit like schrodingers box, when a man (or woman) is in the bedroom with the door closed they are in a hypothetical state of both jerking it and not jerking it at the same time.

"Whare the hell is your roommate? " "oh he is pulling the old quantum jerk." "What?" "Well technically in this space and time, he is both beating off and not at the same time due to lack of knowledge but as we can clearly see while I open the door, he is shredding his meat like a mad man on bath salts"

by MX29 December 8, 2019

New Jersey Aunt

Somebody who loves 80s TV shows and wine.

"My New Jersey Aunt loves Golden Girls and wine."

by jp_wags July 26, 2020

avant-jerk

The hegemony of "avant-garde" and "circlejerk". It epitomizes internet circles, primarily those who are overly fond of memes.

Wojak pfp #1: UHU BASED JANNYPILLED TRAD WIFE GIGACHAD SOYBOY DAS POOPENFARTEN PILL COPE SEETHE

Me: woah there, that avant-jerk, I bet you're able to repel women within a five-mile radius.

by Also Sprach The Autist May 21, 2021

Jacob Jerky

The dry skin that peels off when you have sunburn.

Teacher: Have you ever had sunburn so bad your skin starts peeling?
Jacob: (raises hand) Jacob Jerky

by AshMaster5000 March 2, 2023