Jerk Safari

The act of Masturbating in every house or new place you go to and calling it your Jerk Safari. Photos are taken for memories.

Charlie: Yeah bro I've been on a 24 year jerk safari with no end in sight!

Stranger: Thats great man.

Charlie: Fuck oath champ!

by Mr Floral shirt June 12, 2014

Soda Jerk

A young woman that is indignant to the attention of older men. Despite obviously wanting attention, they vocalize their distaste for older interested parties, usually at rather loud decibels. A person who is obnoxious about their disgust for "thirsty" dudes despite doing their best to advertise that they have all the "milkshakes."

Nah man, ignore her she just wants attention; she is a Soda Jerk.

by Dirty O'man October 19, 2020

Spider jerk

Sometimes called the quad jerk, or the four legged. When you try to jerk off with your feet, Both hands and fornicate yourself all at the same time.

Paul: “Did you tap Amanda last night?”
Zak: No I got too drunk so I just gave myself the good ol spider jerk.

Paul: Same!

by The unit42 October 8, 2018

jerk wrangler

What you call a girl that attracts the worst of men. The poorest, lamest jerks in the San Diego area.

Wheres Casey?
That girl, such a jerk wrangler, shes out with another douchebag.

by MGoodlife October 16, 2013

luxury jerk

When you jerk-off inside of a condom.

Stacy couldn’t come over last night so I treated myself to a luxury jerk instead.

by Luxurious jerker August 24, 2020

closet jerk

someone who is only pretending to be nice to you but secretly doesn't like you. May ignore you, never include you and diss you in private with their closet jerk friends.

"He just politely shut me down with that irritating politician smile. What a closet jerk."

by Caaulolo September 16, 2020

Camel jerking

When your going hard in her pussy and right before you cum, she pulls up her pants and you ejaculate on her cameltoe.

I remember the first time I tried camel jerking and she didn't have the money to pay for her dry cleaning.

by Fochit April 29, 2015