A story without any real point, meaning, or ending. Often can go on for 5+ minutes before anyone tells the speaker to be quiet.
Jake stories are often told with very exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements which are a sad attempt to make the stories more interesting.
Jake stories are often told with very exaggerated facial expressions and hand movements which are a sad attempt to make the stories more interesting.
Person 1: And then I was walking down the street when I found a penny and it was cool and...
Person 2: Shut up, you're telling a Jake story.
Person 2: Shut up, you're telling a Jake story.
by Seira May 04, 2008
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by frivfriv October 08, 2017
An inbred scumbag who makes money off autistic five year olds.He is the most cancerous and cringiest YouTuber to have ever exist.
I was thinking about killing myself and then I discovered Jake Paul...Now I'm definitely going to kill myself!
by Crippleddwarf 69 August 17, 2017
An AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jake paul is an asshole
by A Jake Pauler's Dad July 06, 2017
jake paul is a little ass bicth
by fffffffuuuuuuucccckkkk yyyoouu September 26, 2017
Jake Phelps is an absolute legend in skateboard history (1962-2019) and was the editor in chief of Thrasher magazine and also picked the skater of the year every year before he passed away. Jake is known for his love and passion for skateboarding and being 100% skater with no kids or wife, just skating and being 100% committed on a board whether he made it or not. "If skateboarding ever gets too scary for you then you were never meant to skate in the first place". There is so much more to say about this man but ill be wasting time. Go fucking skate!!!! Hell Ride
Skater 1: this dude gnarly who the fuck is he?
Skater 2: he's the legendary Jake Phelps, editor for Thrasher.
Skater 1: he's gnaaaaarrrrly dude, he makes me want to go skate Burnside
Skater 2: he's the legendary Jake Phelps, editor for Thrasher.
Skater 1: he's gnaaaaarrrrly dude, he makes me want to go skate Burnside
by SWIFT LOCS 4 LIFE August 07, 2019