Jacob satorius

He is a fuckboi and eats famous girls out for example milly bobby brown he’s also adopted

When somebody looses their virginity:”Ah you pulled a Jacob satorius on me”

by Austicspinner March 5, 2018

Jacob Bruno

Jacob bruno is a Cancer sign. You can always find him in a hat, hoodie, or jacket. He’s as sweet as sugar, and he’s a hot bitch for sure. He’ll be there when you need him the most. He gives great advice but you need to remember.. everyone’s got their own problems as well. He is the number one guy to ask to prom. He’s got a big heart as well, one that’ll make yours swell.

Girl: “Jacob Bruno is so hot!”
Me: “Shut the fuck up! That’s my boyfriend!”

by Jadeg1126 June 7, 2018

Jacobs Mule

A Moscow Mule, but with water substituted for vodka

A: I don’t feel like getting trashed tonight, but I want a mixed drink
B: How about a Jacobs Mule?
A: All the flavor and none of the hangover? I’m in!

by Wrg2017 July 7, 2018

Jacobness

An adjective pertaining to any Jacobly feature. Specifically a funny or goofy feature of a Jake/Jacob. Jacobness is the essence of Jacob, Jakes, and all Jakes and Jacobs to come. (ex: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jake Paul, Jacob Sartorius)

You could tell that man had a Jacobness to him when he walked.

by eggmanlovestails July 9, 2018

jacob baloun

a sold racist, who hates black people and a Nazi. who also is part of the kkk should die cause he is a bad person and makes funny ass jokes

jacob baloun is so bad at everything

by 12234566 April 18, 2018

Jacob pineiro

cool guy who is amazing and super cute and loyal. he knows how to treat a girl and he deserves the world. (spilled the tea sis)

I love Jacob pineiro

by YO YO YO TEA SIS February 16, 2019

jacob wivell

Jacob wivell is about 4 feet tall and has a strong possibility of Down syndrome or growth defect he usually targets females with oddly large nipples around the size of a salami and he loves to suck on toes

Man Jacob wivell come soff as a homosexual to me

by Jacob wivell is gay March 12, 2019