The smelly, unkempt state your ass is left in whilst sitting in quarantine at home with no real reason to take a shower.
I haven't left the house in 7 days, my head really itches, and I've got a severe case of corona ass.
by LikeA805 March 23, 2020
When you shit a huge fat oblong turd that feels like you just passed a huge Idaho russet potato out of your ass hole.
by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017
The concentrated area that a dog sniffs at after quickly getting up from the place where they were sleeping or laying. This spot is always wherever the dog's asshole was.
You (to dog): Hey pup! Pick'n up the scent of those juicy burgers huh?
Me: No dude. She just woke up, and she's sniffing for her ass ghosts.
Me: No dude. She just woke up, and she's sniffing for her ass ghosts.
by sam skrambel April 30, 2009
The act of clenching your asshole repeatedly when you really need to poop, but you're not near a bathroom.
by Jamie Madders November 10, 2014
The Ass toucher constantly touched my ass from under the bleachers when I was watching the football game.
by OMMMEEEGGGGAAAA OOOOFFFFFFF September 28, 2018
The most well shaped ass in the world the way it jiggles in yoga pants is just jaw dropping and that all the guys want some of that jiggle
by Glyclick February 09, 2015
When a fine ass does something in front of you (i.e. bend over at the waist) and you become temporarily unable to think about or see anything else.
Man, when she bent over to pick up her stuff, I got so ass blinded that I just stood there instead of helping.
by Frostbain November 16, 2007