horndog 

zen

god zen is such a horndog all he does is watch yaoi

horndog by allylinguine July 29, 2020

cactus horn

A highly offensive term describing forced sexual intercourse with a cactus, specifically one of the pincushion variety. It's not very satisfying, take it from me.

Coworker #1: "Why is the boss walking so funny?"
Coworker #2: "She had a cactus horn last night..."

cactus horn by Experto May 19, 2011

Hunger horn 

When you are so hungry that the thought of food basically arouses you

Oh my god don't mention cheeseburgers ive got a massive hunger horn on

Hunger horn by Sheenmeister November 6, 2014

French Horn 

When you think you lost your virginity by having anal sex but it turns out it was vaginal

Kevin: Was that anal?
Stacy: No?
Kevin: Aw man, I gave you a French Horn

French Horn by hannaharendt June 9, 2019

japanese long horn sheep 

an unrealistic animal similar to a unicorn but in the form of a sheep not a horse.

Did you see that Japanese Long Horn Sheep right there?

japanese long horn sheep by ShapanezeLonhHornSheepSlayer February 11, 2018

corn my horn 

Slang for gay sex

Jared overy there wants to corn my horn

corn my horn by Tuggboat February 18, 2018

Sydney the mf hornball 

PLSS DONT GET ME STARTED ON THIS HOE... THIS MF SO YOUNG BUT WANTS TO GET RAILED.. i’ve never seen someone want to have segs more than sydney... moving on this mf is my child and she’s hot asf obviously because all my children are 😩 but pls do something to provide your hornyness shawty..

istg sydney the mf hornball go rail armin or sum

Sydney the mf hornball by plum worshiper March 15, 2021