Steven Hawking

When you have a cold and you "hawk" a lugie on your own cock for lubricant.

Thank God for flu season.

Why?

Last night this chick was do dry I had to Steven Hawking her.

by Jon Testing February 4, 2018

shite hawk

Someone that stops you in the street and talks shite to you and you are unable to get rid of them

workmate thats a pain in the arse and talks shite therefore hes a shite hawk he is

by Garry & Scobie June 1, 2007

hawks

The mascot of a school in Hanover County, Virginia. The hawks fans, while loyal and loud, are not very smart and do not know a lot about football. The Hawks have yet to have a winning season and yet many fans seem to think they are much, much better than they are in reality.

The Hawks wish they were as good as the Raiders.

by Drew Ellsbury January 5, 2009

hawk

to steal or "borrow" something

Man i've got to go hawk some rubbers from my brother so I can fuck this bitch.

by Doyle November 14, 2003

Faux Hawk

noun. A Mohawk inspired hair style where instead of shaving the hair on the sides of the head, the hair is gelled upwards to imitate a mohawk. A Faux Hawk is typically shorter than the normal Mohawk.

This style of hair is popular in the gino scene, and the douche-bag scene. But it has gained mainstream status, worn on people such as David Beckham.

People with small penises wear this hair style.

Girl 1:dayum, did you see that guy's faux hawk? He's soo sexii

Girl 2: He's alright. I don't like Faux hawks. Everyone knows that guys who wear faux hawks have small penises.

by christinan July 29, 2009

Hawk Bottom

After a late night , usually coming from the Star Bar, when you have exhausted all options and you make that shameful call to the number you've deleted multiple times for a late night escapade. Thats when you've reached HAWK BOTTOM!!!

"Yo bud why'd ya sneak that hawk bottom in last night while we were all passed out?"

(In Eeore's voice:) "Yeeeeaaah" (SIGH!)"

by kanetown August 19, 2011

Hawking a line of salad dressing

Attempting to create a straight line down someone's body with semen

I was hawking a line of salad dressing from her nips to her happytrail.

by Buddyroe274 December 15, 2011