Dead and a half

When a post is so stupid that it killing you once isn't enough.

Post: Vaccines cause autism
Commenter: This post got me dead and a half

by CataclysmalHD June 27, 2016

Half Vegan

Half Vegan is when you only eat one type of meat and your on a vegan diet

Would you like some of this chicken “No thanks I’m Half Vegan

by Ash Jäger Main July 11, 2018

half-shapp

to perform one of the two parts of t-shapping.

"Well, you've already shit yourself, are you going to hang out for a while, or just half-shapp?"

by Jimmy Vanderball August 17, 2007

Half-god

A demigod who is half-god.

A half-god can have two demigods, one god & one mortal or two gods & two mortals as parents.

e.g: 'Zeus fell in love with a beautiful mortal and their half-god child was consequently born as a spirit (ghost), in the godly realm. The mortal couldn't take care of her spirit child, so Zeus took them to Mount Olympus where the nymphs raised them.'

(NOTES:
A common misconception is that demigods are all half-gods when that isn't necessarily the case. A demigod can be any partially divine being. They aren't to be confused with a half-god. All half-gods are demigods, but not all demigods are half-gods.

A demigod with two gods and two mortals as parents would be an incarnated semi-divine soul.

A demigod with two demigods or two gods and two mortals as parents would be called a double-demigod.

Please read my definition of a double-demigod for more information)

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis December 10, 2022

shit and a half

If its a really shitty call or if it is worse than shit

That wasnt a foul, thats a shit and a half!

by tomathon toe August 13, 2006

Half-elf

A mixture of human and elf, only having a part of elven longevity, only being ablt to live for around 100-200 years of age.

They still got the wits and intellect of elves.

To elves, they look like humans, but to humans, they look like elves

by James Lowe October 14, 2004

Half Sibling

A brother or sister that have the same mama and a different daddy...

"We don't know who mama's baby daddy is, but the little bastard's gonna be my half sibling..."

by -KTG February 14, 2008