half couch 

Someone with a nice face, but an ugly body; typically refers to the standard funerary practice of leaving only the top portion of the casket open.

"Check out that half couch!"
"Who?"
"Half couch! Like body bad or carface. He has a face, but look at has body. He has no shoulders and that weird skinny person belly flab. If he was dead, you'd only want the top of the casket open, so he's a half couch."

half couch by HazyKushen May 18, 2016

Half time idiot

Basically, someone who's really smart. But half the time... They're a complete fucking idiot. Probably about the worst game of "ask for advice" Russian Roulette you could ever ask for.

"Yo. My friend's like one of the smartest guys around. But he doesn't understand why people share to him their moments of happiness when something good happens."

"Is he a half time idiot?"

"I dunno man. I'm really starting to think so. He thinks lots of things are labeled as TMI that... really aren't."

"Yep. Sounds like a half time idiot."

Half time idiot by Deidara Katsufuyu June 2, 2016

Half rice/half chips 

Bisexual. Unable to choose. From the famous inability of the Welsh nation to select which dish should accompany their curry. 'I just can't choose one love. I'll have half rice/half chips with the lamb korma please.'

Did your boy marry that Megan?
No Dai he dumped her and is with a bloke called Gavin now.
He needs to make his mind up.
I told him Rhodri, you can't be half rice/half chips all your life.

Half rice/half chips by Harrymunx November 4, 2016

half-movements 

a word used for when being attacked by a yute.

Danick you large headed octopus don't come at me with them half-movements.

half-movements by lingolobster March 20, 2017

half smash 

To go out drinkin with friends, get home at a descent hour, have the wife only semi pissed off and wake up with only a slight hangover. Half of full smash. One will show up to work late and drunk but have slight regard for responsibilities.

Dude#1. How you feeling this morning? I noticed you were late to work and smell like beer
Dude#2. I went home at midnight woke up with some $ in my pocket and never ended up scoring that 8 ball
Dude#1. Wow you held yourself to only going half smash last night.

Dude#2. You know me I'm mr. responsible.

half smash by Cheetoman69er May 17, 2017

half brazilian

When they only wax your butt hole.

My friends brother married a Brazilian and 9 months later she had a half Brazilian.

half brazilian by Straitpepperdiet December 1, 2017

half a tic tac 

when a guy has a really tiny dick

"so i pulled down his pants and all i saw were balls, damn he really had half a tic tac"

half a tic tac by half-a-tic-tac December 8, 2017