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Google it up

To sophisticatedly look something up with your pinky fully extended
by Gdoodjohnson June 17, 2018
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Google-juked

When you search for something and the split second before you tap the result you want, it changes to something completely different, taking you in an undesired direction.
I tried searching for "North Korean nukes," but got Google-juked to "North Korean nudes."
by bango_15 July 20, 2018
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Google Translate

A website that you can translate any word
Me:searches up " Google Translate "
Also me:*translates Urban Dictionary into german"
Translation:urbanes Wörterbuch
Me: wtf
by ihandlethisidk September 2, 2022
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Google parrot

A person who resites passages from Google in a condisending way.
Dave and his condisending tone always spreading Google knowledge like a jabbering parrot from his cage. He's such a Google parrot.
by $1400 January 16, 2022
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Google Glass

Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around 2013-2015 but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.

Almost nobody remembers Google Glass anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, Google Glass was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in 2013.

Hell, now that I think about it, Google Glass is a MUCH more better and useful concept than Zuckerberg's lousy Metaverse.

I read some of the definitions of 'glasshole'; yes, privacy would be a central problem to the Glass, however to be quite frank, to think you can identify some random girl and instantly pull up their FB is pure science-fiction. Perhaps a bit more feasible now, but def not possible back in 2013. Today, the concern is still privacy, but it's on the other end of the horseshoe; not for the privacy of others but of yourself. Zuckerberg's Metaverse (and the entirety of Facebook) is a FAR more heinous offense to privacy than Google Glass.

But overall, the pros of the Google Glass heavily overshadows the con(cern)s. I would LOVE to have an HUD with me at all times, where I can see the time and weather. I honestly hope Google Glass can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if Google made a new one, it would prove far more capable of these privacy-breaking features as todays silicon chips are over 500% faster.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Google had that cool futuristic glasses, forgot what it's called
Eric: The Google Glass??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.

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Millennial: Hey remember Google Glass?
Zoomer: Google what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
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google meat

a sexual act where someone flashes Le dick on google meet
your friend: I just tried google meat on my teacher.
You: What The Fuck is wrong with you
by Edward dick hands January 19, 2021
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