Golden Ambush

The act of urinating into a condom while having sex, pulling the piss-filled condom off, tying it in a knot, then proceeding to throw the now waste-filled balloon at your partner's face.

Yvonne: So, Taylor told me that John had Golden Ambushed her the other night.

Erika: I always knew John was a sick fuck.

by Indeedilllly November 24, 2012

Golden Handkerchiefs

A downbeat variation of Golden Handcuffs, often used when you realise the retention bonus or retention contract you have signed up for keeps you in a bad company where you really don't want to be.

Pauline "what's up? you dont seem your normal chirpy self."

Stephanie "I'm crying into my golden handkerchiefs, I want to get out of this chickenshit outfit but can't"

by AnyOldEthernet October 8, 2013

golden crisp

A delicious cereal that after you eat it, your piss smells like it.

I ate golden crisp today. My piss now smells bad.

by Termpopulator July 25, 2016

golden tulip

When a man urinates inside a woman and then denies responsibility.

He totally Golden Tulipped me and wouldn't even admit it

by Doug Galaxy December 18, 2016

Golden Zeppelin

When two men dock and proceed to urinate simultaneously, creating a "balloon full of piss".

I did the Golden Zeppelin with Greg last night, damn thing burst and went in my eye!

by Small yet prominent November 11, 2019

Golden Tripod

Three Jewish men crossing swords.

While watching porn, I came across a perfect example of the golden tripod.

by Hockey Photography Lover December 3, 2021

Golden Girl

She’s a ten out of ten an absolute stunner

Never needs a man she’s what a man needs

Literally epitomises beauty she’s the pengiest of peng tings
Low-key crazy and stubborn but still has a great personality

She is worth her weight in gold

No girl can compete against such a melanin queen 👸🏾 🌹😻🐸

Naomi is a absolutely breathtaking she is the one and only Golden girl

by CHBK November 2, 2020