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you fuck one goat 

This expression dates as far back as man has been stuffing his junk into farm animals. You fuck one goat. Meaning there are some things we do that we must carry with us, no matter the good deeds you do or the people who love you, this can all be overshadowed by one horrific deed.
An old farmer walking through his field with his grandson.

Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
you fuck one goat by Ageofchronic January 6, 2017

[What the fuck are you doing?]

Favorite catch phrase of WNBC's Sue Simmons, first debuted May 12, 2008 and later seen on David Letterman.
"At eleven, paying more at the grocer, but getting less. We'll tell you how to get the most... What the fuck are you doing?!" - Sue Simmons

I beat the fuck outta you goofy 

It is when a goofy is saying some stupid shit and you threaten to hurt them.
Yo Connor shut yo ass up before i beat the fuck outta you goofy.

i fuck with you 

A phrase to let one's brethern know that you are down for the cause. Willing to go tonthe next level for thy homie. A ride or die.
"Hey Jill would you want to run up on these girl with me? These bitches wildin"

"Hell yean Nancy! You know that I fuck with you guuurl!! "
i fuck with you by PXN June 23, 2016

suck it 'til you fuck it 

similar to fake it 'til you make it; the art of brown nosing, ass kissing, cozying up to and plain out and out sycophanting some one or some group until you score that desired prize, achieve that goal, realize that golden dream.
I so badly wanted to attend Harvard University that I got the Ivy League Directory, looked up Harvard grads living in my area, called several of them up, sweet talked my way into the life of the one most easily flattered by my egregious flattery, wined and dined him, ran all sorts of errands, and became, in effect, his kept boy. Upon his connections and letter of recommendation, I gained admission - whereupon I dropped his ass and never saw him again. Suck it 'til you fuck it !

where the fuck are you 

Meaning where are you but in a frustrated or angry way.