I’m smoking crack with my homies daruding my sandstorm while huffing gasoline out of a shoe it’s a great time to be a niggly wiggly crackhead sippin md 40 under my crack shack geeked up playing xbox all day i dont got a job i dont go to school but i pay stayin fresh with the latest pearl jays ridin in the charger geekin hard trippy mane I smoke on that loud shit boro smokin dat acid and kush and cocaine and heroin smoking dish soap and carpet cleaner while huffing weeaboo piss while im taking a fat shit on the sidewalk in chicago im go wiping my ass with the nearest napkins I can find from a couple dining outside then drop my pants and wipe my ass right in front of them while they’re trying to enjoy a nice meal but too bad I came up needing napkins I really had to wipe my ass that’s what they get for a putting a restaurant near my crack shack I then proceeded to rub my ass wipings on the table leaving brown shit stains on the nice newly painted picnic tables while they sit there shocked
by Acidnigah January 16, 2025
Get the Grandma’s a chill guymug. Grandma:would you like some cookies.
Me:WTF you always make Fucking cookies ya little bitch fuck you I'm out your an annoying grandma
Me:WTF you always make Fucking cookies ya little bitch fuck you I'm out your an annoying grandma
by Annoy March 30, 2019
Get the Annoying grandmamug. • A grandma that hasn’t grown out of being a “drama-mama”.
• Grandmothers who don’t act right, especially around children and grandchildren.
• Grandma’s fighting people and entertaining drama because they never had a loving mom and dad to show them how to act right.
• Grandmothers who don’t act right, especially around children and grandchildren.
• Grandma’s fighting people and entertaining drama because they never had a loving mom and dad to show them how to act right.
by TruthfulFacts May 6, 2025
Get the Drama Grandmamug. The exquisite smell of shit pipes. Hearty and full of chunky turds the smell seeps from the corroded pipe walls reminding you of the horrible stench of your late babushka's breakfast eggs.
I haven't been to any breakfast joints since we got a whiff of Grandma's Eggs. Just the sight of an egg makes my nose hairs curl...
by Jon John Joan April 10, 2020
Get the Grandma's Eggsmug. the baddest baddie ever to exist. works at taco bell and eats all the tacos. if you need a baddie grandma, contact her at 911.
by verycoolcockroach February 24, 2021
Get the grandma tessiemug. An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian
Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch
by anonymous July 18, 2021
Get the Grandma Choochmug. The act of ejaculating inside an elderly woman's anus then proceeding to pull your penis out and urinate in the elderly anus.
by ryangilflover June 4, 2024
Get the Grandmas McFlurrymug.