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Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.
Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.
by Hahaha bad February 8, 2022
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grandma snow globe dome

A grandma got run over by a reindeer snow globe dome is snorting lines of coke while the female snorts lines of coke off your erect penis and then gives you a blowjob
That silverfox cougar gives the best grandma snow globe dome.
by Janos n da guap July 10, 2019
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Minion Grandma

Minion Grandma is an elderly minion with silver hair orignating from the country of Minionsia. She speaks in only Minionese which is understand by very few, including Flumgus. Flumgus is Minion Grandma's best friend.
Gru: Where is that little old lady minion??
Minion 1: Agagabogoaboooggoa
Gru: Oh, that's where Minion Grandma is..
by Flumgussy July 17, 2025
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Whiskey Grandma

Whiskey Grandmas are the older variant of the Wine Mom and Vodka Aunt. Where as Wine Moms are classy and Vodka Aunt's are rowdy, Whiskey Grandma's tend to spend most of their time being bitter from age. They are more inclined to avoid social situations to "watch their stories" and drink alone. They are very obscene and crude, but are still respected and revered due to their ages of wisdom and deep love whenever they show it. They have built up such a high alcohol tolerance that you will rarely see them even stumble after a night out drinking.
Grace has become such a Whiskey Grandma recently
by Undocumented Goats July 29, 2018
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Grandma Bulge

When someone who is particularly fat has it all stored in their pants and gives them a massive bulge hence the name, grandma bulge.
by Meme Dungeon July 1, 2019
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grandma’s cheesecake

ass. Usually elderly, full of sweet cream and other delightful flavours.
Chris: “i only like my grandma’s cheesecake
Oscar: “yea everyone likes your grandma’s cheesecake,”
Hugh: “it’s the talk of the town”
by pl4ss May 8, 2022
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