It’s called living with somebody

The standard and possibly the most silencing response to a spouse who periodically may become irritated with your annoying and barely tolerable habits.

When I complain about one of his many ingrained and obnoxious habits, my husband often utters, “it’s called living with somebody,” spoken in a softly mellifluous voice.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 6, 2023

living the knoxville dream

being paid for being a total jackass

some dude: hey did u here about craig's new job
other dude: oh yeah didnt he get paid for pissing in that guy's cup
some dude: yeah man, he's sure is living the knoxville dream

by njman August 11, 2009

Go Live Watermelon

When you publish a project that a lot of people worked very hard on you will typically want to celebrate. There are tons of bozos out there that have all kinds of allergies to different foods. But nobody on gods green earth has an allergy to watermelon.

This is where the go live watermelon comes in. If you want to celebrate without your peers going into anaphylactic shock then just pick up a go live watermelon.

Larry: Dude I really want to celebrate our project going live but I have all these damn allergies.
John: Bro no problem I can pick us up a go live watermelon.
Larry: But wait, does that like have gluten in it?
John: silence

by DudeWheresMyWatermelon April 15, 2019

live to eat pum

It is a lifestyle only the elite take up
Live by the pum die by the pum.
1 of the 3 natural requirements to survive:
Food, water and pum.

"whats your goal in life?"
me:"live to eat pum"

by kimjongpum June 10, 2019

Kompa-Room-Live

Kompa-Room-Live is the Haitian style of the Boiler Room (a global online music broadcasting platform commissioning and streaming)
The difference between the two are: Kompa-Room-Live only showcase up and coming Haitian DJs and only play the latest Kompa and Beat hits in front of a live audience on an open dance floor.

During the live Kompa-Room-Live session the DJ is filmed and recorded using an Omnidirectional_camera which shoots in 360° format that's connected to a personal computer which broadcast to Haitian and Beat Music fans on Youtube and Facebook Livall over the world.

During Kompa-Room-Live the attendees are positioned in front of the DJ booth while dancing, which is really the main attraction at Kompa-Room:

I really love watching Kompa-Room-Live online.

by Negre Marron Records October 23, 2018

The Soundtrack of our Lives

A kickass swedish rock band. They deliver awesome kinds of tunes because of their hairy, heavy, priestish, kind of singer writes sweet music.

Ow man! So I went to see The Soundtrack of our Lives the other day, and now my ears are bleeding, cus this hot swedish chick was all over me and she drilled holes through my ears using tiny bits of wood.

by Dominoes December 20, 2008

All Lives Matter

Something your grandma supports because she got her feelings hurt when she found out on Facebook that black people have a voice.

Little Jimmy: Hey, do you support BLM?
Grandma: No, fuck those Communist, Marxist, Racist assholes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tucker Carlson said that All Lives Matter!!!!!!!

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 26, 2020