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Façonym

n. (face'oh'nim)

An acronym written or tattooed somewhere around the facial features, especially the mouth.
Katie: "Did you see Haydn's face?"
Kim: "No, what happened?"
Katie: "He wrote an 'L' on either side of his mouth, so whenever he starts to talk it looks like 'LOL'!"
Kim: "A façonym! LOL!"
by kkthxbye July 16, 2008
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FLACCIDACIOUS

flaccidacious
beyond awesome - so amazing that upon the sight of this thing or person, you can be sent through an entire conjugal experience from beginning to end. if you are feeling flaccidacious you feel as if you have accomplished a task "in grand fashion", "to the best of your ability", "worked it", "laid the smackdown on it", or "put it to sleep".
the feeling that is produced from any extreme physical or mental endeavor if it results in the positive.
this babe was so flaccidacious that i saw her from across the room, and i was "spent" before we even met.
i've been cramming for a week, i just aced my mid-terms, and i'm feelin' far too flaccidacious to deal with anything that serious.
if you have truly given it all that you can give it, then you may enter into the realm of The Flaccidacious.
or
The Realm of Flaccidaceousness
by REV777 December 10, 2008
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flabortion

when a man calls an abortion when he is too much of a pussey to use the real word or there are chldren around
take your hoe to the John salvy clinic for a flabortion . take my advice . now be quiet, mass is about to start .
by carole and RIch October 18, 2007
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flaboong

one of your friends that says something dumb or obvious..."bro, ur a flaboong!"
by cnewsom October 16, 2008
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flaccie

Noun, someone of inferior intelect, someone who treats their girlfriend/boyfriend like a peice of shit. Someone that deserves to be kicked in the sexual area while being shouted at. A flaccie is generally very small, larger than a dwarf but smaller than an average person. Flaccies are always angry, never try and communicate with them or they will shout at you in some sort of buggery jibberish language. Flaccie is a shortened way of saying flaccid, this is because flaccies have erectile dysfunction and can't get it up lolz.
Connor: Hey Flaccie!

Flaccie: Yeah, well, actually, I think you shouldn't actually call me that because it is actually offensive.
by jimmyretard666 March 21, 2009
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Falcon Punch

When the male is fingering or 'poking' the female he inserts both his thumb and index finger and reaches for the top of the cave of the Womb, Pinches with both fingers pulls down as far as he can and lets the skin ping right back up again. - Bleeding is Inevitable.
by HardcoreGreenArmy April 26, 2010
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Flaboob

Contemperary Goth
A Flaboob is someone who dyes their hair, and pierces miscellaneous body parts such as cartiledge, belly body, penis shaft, and or clint.
by A Person322 October 18, 2010
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