flaccie

Noun, someone of inferior intelect, someone who treats their girlfriend/boyfriend like a peice of shit. Someone that deserves to be kicked in the sexual area while being shouted at. A flaccie is generally very small, larger than a dwarf but smaller than an average person. Flaccies are always angry, never try and communicate with them or they will shout at you in some sort of buggery jibberish language. Flaccie is a shortened way of saying flaccid, this is because flaccies have erectile dysfunction and can't get it up lolz.

Connor: Hey Flaccie!

Flaccie: Yeah, well, actually, I think you shouldn't actually call me that because it is actually offensive.

by jimmyretard666 March 21, 2009

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Flaccid eater

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover

Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater

by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

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Flaccidgasted

Limply surprised; not quite as astonished as flabbergasted

Ryan G: I'm not quite flabbergasted

Klark C: Oh, so you're flaccidgasted?

by quayleman2 December 31, 2012

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flaccism

Flaccism (n.): a policy or attitude of "soft bigotry", positing that members of a particular group (women, minorities, et cetera) ought to be held to lower standards, and that mediocre performances from a member of that group should be celebrated as much as, or more than, excellence in performance from those held to "normal" standards. Infantilizing condescension usually intended to virtue-signal, showing that the "flaccist" is morally superior.

"So you're saying that Anita Sarkeesian actually used a speaker's podium to bully some guys and got away with it?"
"Yup, Flaccism at work!"

by Skua September July 27, 2018

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