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Noun, someone of inferior intelect, someone who treats their girlfriend/boyfriend like a peice of shit. Someone that deserves to be kicked in the sexual area while being shouted at. A flaccie is generally very small, larger than a dwarf but smaller than an average person. Flaccies are always angry, never try and communicate with them or they will shout at you in some sort of buggery jibberish language. Flaccie is a shortened way of saying flaccid, this is because flaccies have erectile dysfunction and can't get it up lolz.
Connor: Hey Flaccie!

Flaccie: Yeah, well, actually, I think you shouldn't actually call me that because it is actually offensive.
by jimmyretard666 March 21, 2009
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