flaccie 

Noun, someone of inferior intelect, someone who treats their girlfriend/boyfriend like a peice of shit. Someone that deserves to be kicked in the sexual area while being shouted at. A flaccie is generally very small, larger than a dwarf but smaller than an average person. Flaccies are always angry, never try and communicate with them or they will shout at you in some sort of buggery jibberish language. Flaccie is a shortened way of saying flaccid, this is because flaccies have erectile dysfunction and can't get it up lolz.

Connor: Hey Flaccie!

Flaccie: Yeah, well, actually, I think you shouldn't actually call me that because it is actually offensive.

flaccie by jimmyretard666 March 21, 2009

Flaccid eater 

Someone who can’t get it up but still wants to please his lover

Ed can’t get an erection but still gives his wife oral sex. Ed is a Flaccid eater

Flaccid eater by Kraven morehead February 10, 2023

Flaccidgasted 

Limply surprised; not quite as astonished as flabbergasted

Ryan G: I'm not quite flabbergasted

Klark C: Oh, so you're flaccidgasted?

Flaccidgasted by quayleman2 December 31, 2012

flaccism

Flaccism (n.): a policy or attitude of "soft bigotry", positing that members of a particular group (women, minorities, et cetera) ought to be held to lower standards, and that mediocre performances from a member of that group should be celebrated as much as, or more than, excellence in performance from those held to "normal" standards. Infantilizing condescension usually intended to virtue-signal, showing that the "flaccist" is morally superior.

"So you're saying that Anita Sarkeesian actually used a speaker's podium to bully some guys and got away with it?"
"Yup, Flaccism at work!"

flaccism by Skua September July 27, 2018

flaccid reflux 

What happens when a man lies down too quickly after sex, and more jism spurts out of his floppy dick.

Damn! I just had flaccid reflux! Now we're both gonna sleep in a wet spot!

flaccid reflux by Pod Tailin' February 8, 2010

A Flaccid 

The Collective Noun for a group of old white men with reckons is a Flaccid.

A Flaccid of old white men took to the newspapers to express their dislike of a 16 year of girl.

A Flaccid by Foxy Lusty-Twoda October 6, 2019

flaccidity 

The state of being flaccid, or not having a boner.

I had great flaccidity when I saw your moms vagina.

flaccidity by WordInventorSUCKIT April 5, 2010