When you put a toothpick in your bellend and hump a wall as hard as you can. Usually done if something looks so unappealing and shit that Edward Toothpick Dick looks fun in comparison. Adapted from the famous “Edward Scissor Hands.”
“A party at James’? Think I’d rather do an Edward Toothpick Dick to be honest, mate”
“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”
“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”
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A short faggot who has a girlfriend that was introduced to him on a gay site known as omegle(where losers try to get pussy) he is roughly 4' tall and has a dick proportional to his height ie 2 inches.
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