Microcosminal Engineer

One who studies the micro bacteria of organisms on planets within 300 to 900 million light years of Earth. NASA specialist intent on proving organic organisms exist through the dimension theorem for space vectors.

A recent MIT graduate and microcosminal engineer, Jake is on the forefront of proving the existence of spontaneal life.

by stargazer64 August 3, 2016

Little Engine

You know what they say.

"2 inches can go a long way at 60 miles an hour"

He's going hard and he says "I think I can....I think I can....I think I can.

She's laying there and she says "go harder little engine. I can't even feel that"

by BabyClouds January 16, 2018

security engineer

Someone who does precision guesswork based on unreliable data provided by those of questionable knowledge.

See also: Wizard, Archmage

'Wow, he just fixed that problem in a heartbeat. Is he a wizard?'
"No, he's our security engineer."

by krispey1989 January 25, 2018

Software engineer

Brianna Wu

Brianna Wu is a software engineer

by Katjakaos January 12, 2017

Engineer Johnny

When something engineered is so stupid, it doesn't make sense

Only Engineer Johnny could make something So stupid

by bsk$$$ December 2, 2020

National Engineering Teacher Day

NETD is celebrated every December 9, dating back to 1926 when Engineer Hugh Jass Jr. wanted to celebrate his father’s accomplishments in the field.

Every December 9th, the engineering world celebrates National Engineering Teacher Day.

by U.S. Engineering Association December 8, 2020

Engineer

Is not arguing with you, just explaining why they're right.

Trust me, I'm an engineer.

by Amesia128 December 9, 2020