Eat The Cookie

Where two or more guys stand in a circle and jack off onto a cookie. And then whoever skeet skeets last is forced to eat it.

Welp Dan you skeet'd last so I guess that means you have to eat the cookie.

by Sars4U June 23, 2009

eating corn

oral sex from a man onto a woman

When I ate her corn she discharged.

by David Hanky September 8, 2005

eat meowt

A way of flirting that is very straight forward, could be used to ask a guy out. Be warned, you might get slapped in the face if you're a guy and say it to a girl.

Hey, do you wanna eat meowt? You're cute and I haven't had any for so long.

by grimmfaded420 October 31, 2017

Eating the turnbuckle

Eating out a girl with a severe yeast infection

Marty was so horny last night he spent it eating the turnbuckle on Kevin's mom.

by Poopdogfart February 17, 2017

Eat a bullet

To go fuck off

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY, GO EAT A BULLET.

by MrKnowsItAllllll June 30, 2022

Eating the onion

Taking satire news seriously.
Derived from the Onion News Network.

ONN: Kid Exists
30-year old parent: *Rants about children not existing*
That kids is called eating the onion

by Final Fox March 10, 2020

Eat duck

The term Eat Duck is used by Marines. It means eat quickly! On the run and move on.

Drill instructors at MCRD always hollered lets go , lets go, lets go! Eat duck !! (Eat like a duck)

by Fatherknosebest June 18, 2016