Douchebag

1. An individual one doesn't feel guilty hating.
2. The close cousin of the total asshole.
3. Dominick Dinapoli

Wow, Dominick is a douchebag

by Hunter Pitkin August 11, 2008

Doucebag

1.) v. a perjorative term in slang that is similar to the word asshole, but is arguably a little less harsh. Most commonly used by Generation X and later generations (Generation Y/Echo Boom is especially prone to using this word like common verbal etiquette), to denote such people without calling them out and out asshole's, cocksucker's, or cunt's.

See asshole.

2.) A device that is used to administer a douce, most commonly used by women to irrigate and rinse the vagina.

1.) "Today, my teacher yelled at me before the entire class today, then when I tried to argue back, he made me get up before the class, pantsed me, and then grabbed me and beat me with a ruler."

"Really? What a fuckin' doucebag, you should sue him!!!"

2.) Kelly lent Linda her douce that came with a doucebag to hold the fluid for the douce.

by The White Phantom July 8, 2011

douchbag martini bar

a douchbag martini bar is a bar that takes over a neighborhood watering hole.it is filled with homos and yuppies who think they are hip for paying 45 dollars for a shitty drink. it is often the target of a brick through the window by locals. the talk inside the bar usually consists of how to rename a neighborhood into something faggy like SoWa or SoHa and how big someones dick is(usually reserved for the gays who patronize the bar)

Fransisco-lets go to the new trendy bar that just oppened up in SoGay

John-ok but dont forget your manpurse like you did last time

normal guy walking by- you faggots accuatly like those douchbag martini bars you can get the same dirnk for 30 dollars cheaper....dick heads

by meecrob69 March 11, 2006

douchebag shifting

denotes shifting gears of vehicle, especially motorcycle, at high RPM for no apparent reason

That ricer obviously does not care about his gas mileage or the decency of the neighborhood, he's douchebag shifting.

by yzfpt April 28, 2010

cocky douchebag

A man who thinks he is hot shit despite facts.

See Jp Jordan for a real living demonstration

by Craven January 31, 2005

Disney Douchebags

The Jonas Brothers plague which Disney has released upon the world.

Hey you know that one Disney band with the song SOS? Who are they?

Oh the Disney Douchebags

by Kittenz Arin Koni June 4, 2011

Liberal douchebag

The disorder is characterized as an overwhelming desire to be noticed and willingness to engage in any attention-seeking on non-conformist behaviour to the betterment of their agenda. They are never wrong, have a disdain for any capitalism or any facts that go against their ideology. They are hateful hypocritical and have a unwarranted need to be against almost anything and anyone who does not fall exactly in line with their warped view of the world that only they feel is the “the way things should be”. They lie, deceive and make up and exaggerate facts all in accordance to their agenda

“That self serving liberal douchebag is the most arrogant prick one would ever meet.”

Almost any issue, point or fact ever brought up with any liberal douchebag can be answered by one of the following by a Liberal Douche-Bag

A. Uh, huh? Total CRAP, same baloney you hear on Fox news or “World Nut Daily”

B. As Spock says, "The needs of the many out weigh the needs of the few."

C. Ronald Reagan is responsible for this entire mess NOT list their favourite liberal icon.

D. This can all be traced back to killing Muslims for oil and the CIA's installation of the Shah.

E. Your choice: (1) The 2000 election was stolen or (2) The 2004 election was stolen.

F. A review of the key arguments: (1) I am never wrong; (2) Refer to 1.

G. This conversation is over.

H. Move on to something real... OR call a time out and arrogantly remark “go study the issue”

I. The days of the stupid white male are over, get used to it

by visgoth April 21, 2010