Dead Whale

Dead Whaling started in San Antonio, Texas, and has been compared to a spastic version of Planking or The Worm. To successfully do the Dead Whale, one must lay down on their stomach with their hands by their sides and begin a series of spastic seizure-like motions using the chest to gain lift.

Concerned Citizen: "OMG! Is that boy having a seizure!?"

Person Filming: "No you moron, he's doing the Dead Whale!"

by Diabeto CISA August 2, 2011

Dead locs

To put something on your dead homies.

Person 1: bro I almost burned my hand
Person 2: oh for real?
Person 1: yeah breh on the dead locs

by Reblacka1hunnit March 2, 2019

brain dead

The literal death of the brain, brought about by severence of the spinal cord or any major brain damage. There is argument as to whether or not brain death constitutes real death as some minor signs of life may still be seen, though the patient typically can't live without a respirator after brain death.

Marla is now brain dead.

by Schismrobo January 8, 2008

Dead man walking

An employee who is certain to be fired in the near future.

I pay no attention to my boss anymore; he's a dead man walking.

by hot-sauce October 27, 2006

Dead fuck

When proceeding to have sexual intercourse with the opposite sex, your partner appears to die. Foreplay can be very active and passionate, but once the penis is inserted into the women she becomes incapacitated.

"that was the worst sex of my life, that girl was a dead fuck"
"kim is a dead fuck"
"i was unsuccessful at bringing her back to life, sally is a dead fuck"

by Hank the skank July 30, 2008

drop dead gorgeous

Someone who at first glance is so gorgeous, it is hard to look away. So you look on which makes your heart beat faster and then time slows. Your heart follows slowing while thumping louder and louder. Then you open one eye then the next the doctor turns to your girlfriend and says he's fine. 50 years later you tell your grandkids the day you actually saw someone so fine you almost dropped dead.

I was sitting in the pub and I glimpsed Empress P walking pass so I ran over to the door the next thing I remembered was waking up in PMH with a doctor standing over me saying Empress P must be in Town we have another case of Drop Dead Gorgeous.

by Prof Bodhi January 17, 2008

Dead Money

Dead Money is somebody who sucks at poker and it's easy to take their money.

Dude, should I invite Todd to poker too?

Totally man, he's dead money.

by SlickPimp August 24, 2005