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complete fucking sket, hope it dies, kermit neck rope, wish she died in 9/11 or one of the wars. calls me a rat like she can the little dog, roblox bash and probably about 3 years old. she’s probably pregnant to about 59 different people. wouldn’t recommend staying on roblox with her if you come across her. james charles would probs shag her but i mean thats him...
cupcake is a rhino, a dog, smells like beef and for all i care can choke on a fat shlong x
by wankingiscool.org June 19, 2019
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Salted M&M Cupcakes

1. The phrase used by elderly men when they want to binge watch all the Sharknado movies out of order and guess how the timeline goes.

2. A man's body hair.

3. The slang term for colorful feces.

4. A burnt Arabian woman or horse.

5. Water balloon(s) filled with feces and Skittles. Typically used by American children.
1. 'Hey Todd, wanna do a salted m&m cupcake?'

2. 'Mom, my salted m&m cupcakes grew!'

3. 'Dude, I just had the steamiest salted m&m cupcakes ever!'

4. 'That poor salted m&m cupcake other there has an ear infection! I'm superised that she still has ears. I mean, they're not even visible on her head!'

5. 'My sons were playing with their salted m&m cupcakes. Boy was it chaotic, messy too!'
by Harry Tessa Tickle III January 29, 2023
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Cupcake

Person 1: EDP wanted the cupcake!
Person 2: But he’s a damn pedophile!
by 8bitpotato1216 September 8, 2021
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cupcake

A stan who is either of a young age, or is very ignorant. cupcakes often are extremely childish and if something gets pg-13 or sexual, or anything that isnt "disney approved" happens, they get very upset. if you get called a cupcake or someone refers to you indirectly as a cupcake, they aren't complimenting you.
"Hey, did you see (insert artist name)'s new instagram post of them kissing their partner?"
"Yeah, the cupcakes were going ham in the comments. you should see twitter, they're whining about how that's InApPrOpRiAtE"

"God, i hate cupcakes, (insert artists name) is almost 22 and 9 year olds are upset they kiss. so annoying"
by ziti herron September 2, 2019
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cupcake

cupcake=Harry Styles
by taylieboo June 18, 2013
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Compassion Cupcake

When your buddy is feeling down, you fill their ass with an “ample amount” of coolwhip and eat it out. Great for rainy days, it’s sure to make you feel better when you’re sad.
My buddy Rafael is looking upset today. I think I’ll give him a tasty compassion cupcake.
by xX_odie_Xx October 23, 2019
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bloody cupcake

1) When you are raw dogging a chick and she has her period when you orgasm.

2) A vagina covered in period juice and jizz.
Guy 1: How was your night with Alice?
Guy 2: Turned her muffin into a bloody cupcake.
Guy 1: Oh that's nasty...

Guy: Want to have sex?
Gal: ... Uh, Aunt Flo is visiting right now...
Guy: So?
Gal: Really?
Guy: Yeah, let's make a bloody cupcake!
by Disposable Undies October 1, 2020
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