Russian Alarm Clock

The act of squatting over someone wearing a bear mask while they're asleep while you poor vodka between you asscheeks then fart in their face while lighting your fart aflame so that it burns the face and singes the hair off whom ever you are trying to wake up.

Guy walks over to friend...
Friend- Dude what the hell happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
Guy- Nikolai gave me a russian alarm clock...
Friend- Motherfucker

by Maddog Keepsbarkin' January 10, 2012

cock'o'clock

To wake someone from an alcohol-induced slumber by slapping them in the face with your unit.

Man, Rob's been sleeping on the pool table for 12 hours, if he doesn't move soon, it's going to be cock'o'clock.

by Charlie and Fred April 24, 2008

beating off the clock

To beat the clock by masturbating.

Tim doesn't have to go to school for 2 hours so he ended up beating off the clock.

by dontbeaturselfupoverthis August 20, 2010

1337 o' clock

1337 o' clock (Leet o' clock) is the term gamers use to describe 13:37h (1:37 PM).
It is also known as:
• L33t 0' c105k
• 1337h / L33th / Leeth
• 1337 0' c0ck(xx)
• L337 0' c10ckz

Three friends are playing Counter-Strike.

|MR| St0n3d~K1ng: y0 N1GguH wi R p14iyn tis sh1t f00 h0urz! wut t1em iz it?
|MR| Konane's GF: iz l33t 0' c0ck--clock.
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): what do you mean? thirteen thirty seven?

|MR| Konane's GF: LOLL U F41L 4 T3H LULZ!11!!!1ONE!1
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): what's wrong? =(
|MR| St0n3d~K1ng: fucka evah heard of l33t-spe4kz? 1337 o' clock = 13:37h ..-_-~
{p47-is-gay-clan} Dark=): could you say that in PM/AM?
|MR| Konane's GF: D4MN AM3R1C4NN!

by R0DR1G0 November 24, 2010

Clocking

1. When a person is annoying by asking a lot unnecessary questions about while your doing something.
2. Over protective parent asking a million and one questions.
3. Nagging

Robyn is leaving her house and her neighbor ask her where she is going,when she coming back,and who she will be with. Robyn simply replies "STOP CLOCKING ME"

by vetrobyn March 11, 2009

clock

A device that tells time; a descendant of the sundial, which was an ancient instrument that was used to tell time, employing the use of shadows and the sun. Today's clocks either come in the form of electronic, digital clocks with alarms; wall clocks powered by batteries that use the classic "hand" design; and watches of many designs and face colors, or has a chain connected to it and a click-closing lid, known as a pocketwatch. These watches are useful when you have to meet someone somewhere at a specific time.

1.) The clock on the wall says its 12:45.

2.) Are you kidding me? this watch is a classic! It's a Romex; they don't make Romex's anymore.

by Journey Fan October 26, 2004

the 8 o'clock

A term that was coined during our college years.
When you see someone that you know but you don't feel like talking to them, you do what you would do at 8 o'clock in the morning on your way to class (probably after a heavy night of drinking and a keg stand or two) and you are absolutely not in the mood for small talk, you look down or pretend not to see them.

Dude 1: "I saw Jane on the street yesterday."
Dude 2: "Did you say hello?"
Dude 1: "Hell no, I wasn't in the mood, gave her the 8 o'clock."

by Nick and Amy B. January 2, 2009