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cooter sandwhich

A sandwhich made out of cut up uterus. Invented by Jack the Ripper.
"Heya Jackie whatcha up to?"
"Not much brother just making a cooter sandwhich."
by Chickendang June 16, 2017
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Cooter Cabin

A vacation destination, not necessarily a cabin, where a group of straight, female friends go to get away from their husbands and perform sexual acts, mainly scissoring and the vaginal press n’ seal technique.
You girls wanna go practice our press n’ seal this weekend? I’ve booked the Cooter Cabin in Banff this year.

That’s a great idea, Becky! I’ll bring the roast beef sandwiches!
by ProfessorGibbon April 23, 2023
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Little cooter

Cross your legs when your wearing a dress so you dont show ur little cooter.
by Mattshadey January 10, 2020
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cooter-press

Pressing female butt cheeks against the window from the inside of a car. Often while the car is in motion. If you can only see the butt cheeks, it is called a moon. But if you can see her cooter along with the moon, it is referred to as a cooter-press. Her butt along with her cooter are pressed against the window.
Oh my gosh Dilbert, did you see the car that just passed us? The girl in the back seat was giving us a cooter-press. Speed up and see if she will do it again.
by Pokefan88 January 9, 2009
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Carnivorous Cooter

The nastiest and worst looking vagina man has ever seen. It looks like it could devour you and could possibly chew through her underwear. Some things are not meant to be seen!!!
The carnivorous cooter on this bitch looked like the killer plant from Little Shop of Horrors, “ feed me, Seymour” scared the shit out of me!
by Bamambalynn May 20, 2025
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Cooter Christian

A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.
Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.

Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.
by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021
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