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cooter dart

Where your girlfriend or partner squirts her juices in your eye and ramming her cooter in your nose.
Cathy: babe can you swallow my juices

Bill: not tonight babe

Cathy: COOTER Dart BULLSEYE
by KingSpeed December 10, 2016
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Mullet Cooter Cruiser

A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.
The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.
by Reverend Gibs May 1, 2024
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cooter crammer

Colloquial term for 'marital aids' or self satisfaction devices
When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.
by anonymous May 25, 2021
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Cooter Cabin

A vacation destination, not necessarily a cabin, where a group of straight, female friends go to get away from their husbands and perform sexual acts, mainly scissoring and the vaginal press n’ seal technique.
You girls wanna go practice our press n’ seal this weekend? I’ve booked the Cooter Cabin in Banff this year.

That’s a great idea, Becky! I’ll bring the roast beef sandwiches!
by ProfessorGibbon April 23, 2023
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Little cooter

Cross your legs when your wearing a dress so you dont show ur little cooter.
by Mattshadey January 10, 2020
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cooter sandwhich

A sandwhich made out of cut up uterus. Invented by Jack the Ripper.
"Heya Jackie whatcha up to?"
"Not much brother just making a cooter sandwhich."
by Chickendang June 16, 2017
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