wooter cooter

An overly enthusiastic gay woman with a shaved vagina

you seem like a wooter cooter

by hiitbemeyooo May 14, 2018

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for 'marital aids' or self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by anonymous May 25, 2021

Lemon Cooter

Acidic Vagina

Almost burned a hole through those undies with that lemon cooter.

by playplayplay April 19, 2024

cooter dart

Where your girlfriend or partner squirts her juices in your eye and ramming her cooter in your nose.

Cathy: babe can you swallow my juices

Bill: not tonight babe

Cathy: COOTER Dart BULLSEYE

by KingSpeed December 10, 2016

cooter conked

A more aggressive version of clam slamming

We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!

by MissouriBound January 28, 2024

Crawlspace Cooter

Images stored in ones brain to be used later to pleasure oneself

Boy look at her in that swimsuit... Crawlspace Cooter
Or for people in Alabama: "Did you see that ewe at the livestock auction, talk about some Crawlspace Cooter."

by Ughhhhhhhjhj September 10, 2021

cooter sandwhich

A sandwhich made out of cut up uterus. Invented by Jack the Ripper.

"Heya Jackie whatcha up to?"
"Not much brother just making a cooter sandwhich."

by Chickendang June 16, 2017