Skip to main content

connecticut sober

Only doing drugs that are prescribed to you by a man that your husband golfs with. PS- his family donated in exchange for his medical degree.
Are you doing Dry January? Oh, I'm Connecticut Sober. My husband is bringing home my script after his round.
by meowmeow1125 January 14, 2026
mugGet the connecticut sober mug.

Rainbow Collection

a women who has sex w. many different races of baby daddys in order to produce a rainbow of children. or vice versa.

1/2 eskimo baby
1/2 indian baby
1/2 black baby
1/2 philipino baby, etc

they can also adopt ie: Angelina Jolie
"Did you see that latest pictures of Brangelina and their rainbow collection? Good thing they're rich to support all those kids!!"
by poetreeinmotion May 5, 2010
mugGet the Rainbow Collection mug.

eruption concoction

when a male ejecaculates in a mixed womens drink when she is not looking
i made lindsay's drink a eruption concoction
by sexyflexy September 4, 2010
mugGet the eruption concoction mug.

Homeless Collection

A pun on haute couture meaning a clothing genre defined by mis-matched & ill-fitting pieces that one refuses to give away or donate to charity, where they belong.

A look defined by clothing that is "long in the tooth" yet still worn and considered appropriate/stylish by the wearer.

A grouping of clothing articles that only a destitue/homeless person in dire need would wear, when provided by charity.
My husband has so many new designer duds, yet he still chooses to shop from the closet with the homeless collection of clothes......

Why are you dressing yourself from a homeless collection? Have you not looked in the mirror?

He was so cheap his clothes look like they came from a homeless collection yet he thinks he looks great!
by KJack February 11, 2013
mugGet the Homeless Collection mug.

Full Collection Mode

When a substitute teacher is collecting classwork, he will most likely say, "IN 5 MINUTES, I AM GOING INTO FULL COLLECTION MODE"
*kids doing classwork*
Sub: IN 5 MINUTES, I AM GOING INTO FULL COLLECTION MODE
by cityzach October 13, 2012
mugGet the Full Collection Mode mug.

instant congestion

It's when Instead of getting a blowjob your partner shoots a snot rocket up your urethra.
Man I took this hottie home to my moms place last night. My mom has cats. Didn't know she was allergic. Instead of getting a blow job instant congestion!
by deshoe July 3, 2015
mugGet the instant congestion mug.

Butt congestion

When you have like, a lot of gas. But it won't come out.
Yo I got mad butt congestion. My ass bouta blow up

My anus can't handle all of this butt congestion.
by OKAYYYYY October 4, 2016
mugGet the Butt congestion mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email