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condoleeza rice

Widely regarded as the most talented member of the current administration, and two heartbeats away from the presidency. However, her lasting legacy as Secretary of State will undoubtedly be that she went shopping for Manolo Blahnik shoes while Hurricane Katrina destroyed New Orleans---an act of singular callousness that eclipses Janet Reno's treatment of Waco, and the Elian Gonzalez affair.
Condoleeza rice may be the smartest person in any room, but her compassion and judgement are the objective correlative of W and the neocons!
by Oakkymon July 15, 2007
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condom

Sex with a condom is not even sex.
by A Bad Man2 November 28, 2010
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Condom

A annoying piece of silicon that ruins sexual intercourse between two horny ass kids who cant keep their pants on, most likely under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.
The hulk wants to be let out of its cage and in roam around in your love hole, screw the condom.
by kaoke October 16, 2009
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Jersey Condo

A New Jersey trailer, usually featuring mullets on a porch. beer can art is usually prevalent.
i saw his jersey condo on cops last week.
by rod111 March 26, 2008
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human condom

Paris Hilton as it seems according to popular opinion this girl has had more cock that a battery farm
human Condom did you ever see that video what a dead fish...
by Brettimus January 15, 2007
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condom

a rubber cover used for protection in a sexual interaction.
a rubber cover used to cover the penis in sex
somthing my brothe likes to blow up like a balloon and tie them togethere
to look like balls!!!!and another one for the penis
a."don't forget to put ur condom on jonny".
b.don't be such condom"
by mandi June 17, 2004
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condom light

The small light inside a vehicle, usually located around the rearview mirror that allows just enough light to see to put on a condom.
Girl: Lucky you are gonna have to turn on your condom light so I can see to put this on you.

Guy: What do you mean, this thing is ten inches. A blind man could see that.
by lucky 2007 December 28, 2007
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