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Christ Barsamyan

Strongest guy you’ll ever see, Down to fuck anytime and sexiest body ever
Christ Barsamyan is such a strong and sexy guy, I should go fuck him.
by 818_Pavel August 5, 2022
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Hit the Christ

To ‘Hit the Christ’ is to fuck shit up, regardless of activity. One can hit the Christ while running, playing fortnite, reading, etc.
I’m off work, you want to hit the Christ?
Fucken rights bud

Who’s hitting the Christ tonight?
The whole crew brah
by Lil pharma July 5, 2022
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Jesus Christ

1. The name of God in the flesh in Christianity. Jesus Christ is apart of The Holy Trinity, comprised of God, Jesus, and The Holy Spirit.
2. An expletive to show disapproval or shock (at something).
(Fun fact) Christ is not his name, it comes from the Greek word "Christos" which means "the anointed one". So it actually means "Jesus the Anointed One".
Jesus Christ is our Lord and Savior.
Jesus Christ, Becky! WTF!?
by Maple420 August 11, 2022
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Christing

An act whereby a man ejaculates on the feet of 12 people.
After hearing a noise in the billiards room, I look through the open door and saw Sebastian christing on the players and manager of the Upton Snodsbury football team. Thankfully, they had put towels on the ground.
by TheLastTreeOnTheLeft August 15, 2022
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Christ cracker

A slur referring to a white Christian who says slurs referring to other races. It is derived from a slang millennial term for a communion wafer.
DrWitnesser/The Faithful Sheriff is trying to convert kids on Twitch and use the n-word on X? What Christ cracker...
by Vogue Hound February 28, 2026
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Brother Zyn Christ

Brother Zyn Christ - A bro that has a fresh 3/6 milly when you run out/forget them at home
Brother Zyn Christ

My Borther Zyn Christ, can you kick me down a fresh upper decky?

Thank-you, my Borther Zyn Christ. I forgot my puck at home.
by gfarmer84 March 5, 2026
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