Carlo is a natural born pimp!
From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.
From humble Brooklyn hotNot beningings he strived to be a used car salesman/ butcher extraordinaire! His face closely resembles a baboons ass and he smells like big foots dick.
He does have a heart of pure gold and two left legs attached to a super long torso with long arms and a beer bellie that you can rest a 6 pack on.
When he’s not getting dik gerook with his scramonkles he enjoys long walks on the beach and raping locals.
by The Giza December 02, 2019
by DefinetlyNotNamedCarlo October 15, 2020
by slobber on my nobber April 15, 2019
A cute smart motherfucker who’s most likely make it to the NBA for he’s height and some Carlos’s have a 6 inch dick at the age a 13 or 12 longer at man hood
The handsome man on earth. A guy with a beautiful smile and a big heart. Carlo will make your heart song and soar while making your pussy wetter then Niagara Falls.
by Miau miau December 23, 2021
Carlos is the funny guy of the group, he’s always making jokes even when something bad is happening, and will make fun of people then get tired of it afterwards. Carlos hates seeing his friends being hurt or made fun of, he doesn’t step in because he doesn’t want to get into it.
Carlos is know for being the leader, sometimes an ass and mostly funny, when Carlos wants to say something mean or he knows the will get offended he won’t say it or ask permission if he can say it. A Carlos is a genuinely nice guy and shy around some people he doesn’t know. He won’t talk to people that he thinks he’s not good or funny enough to express anything. Carlos is fun and is Carlos
Carlos is know for being the leader, sometimes an ass and mostly funny, when Carlos wants to say something mean or he knows the will get offended he won’t say it or ask permission if he can say it. A Carlos is a genuinely nice guy and shy around some people he doesn’t know. He won’t talk to people that he thinks he’s not good or funny enough to express anything. Carlos is fun and is Carlos
Carlos is funny hahahahahah
by Holyzamberyinoh November 13, 2020