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Bust A Bronco

1. The loud noise that is made when you open 24 oz. size Monster Energy Drinks by twisting them with the plastic seal still on. It sounds like a fucking gun went off.

2. The actual act of opening said beverage. However, you have only "busted the bronco" when the aforementioned noise is made.

This is homeless-speak that is relatively common to lowlifes and homeless people in the Southeastern Michigan area.
"Hey, shitfucker! You wanna bust a bronco with me? I'm so tired."

"Me too, Dave. Your cock sure did wear me out last night..."
by Elijah Rothschild, Esq. May 20, 2013
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Beating A Bronco

A euphemism for male masterbation, similar to: beating your meat , choking the chicken, spanking your monkey
"Yo, where's Tyrone at?"
"He's in the bathroom beating a bronco before the lacrosse game. Helps him focus."
by MapleSizzurp August 4, 2017
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Shred to Bronze ratio

If X=shred and Y=bronze, then the apogee of maximum shred with maximum bronze produces the optimal shred to bronze ratio a stoker can achieve. High shred, low bronze includes indoor weightlifting. Low shred, high bronze might be stationary tanning. 5:5 apogee Max shred Max bronze is exemplified in big wave surfing (no wetsuit), prison yard weightlifting, and free solo rock climbing.
By leaving his rashguard in the van and switching to a lower SPF, Bodhi was able to maximize his Shred to Bronze ratio during the 1 mile paddle out to the upper trestles outside lineup.
by barometersoup June 30, 2019
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rusty night bronco

When she’s on her period and you go back and forth between her asshole and pussy
“bro ashley’s an absolute freak, she let me go all rusty night bronco on her lastnight”
by callie redway December 11, 2021
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Beat A Brony Day

Beat A Brony Day is on December 7th, where can Brony can get beaten up and can't fight back.
LET'S GO, IT'S BEAT A BRONY DAY!!!
by randomgnerr565 November 27, 2022
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~The Life Of Miller Bronze~

A very dark story that will traumatize anyone if they read it.
I wish I never wrote ~The Life Of Miller Bronze~.
The Life Of Miller Bronze is terrifing.
~The Life Of Miller Bronze~ is such a bad story.
by Low self esteem lord February 3, 2023
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driving the Bronco

An accomplice or accessory to an act.

A reference to A.C. Cowlings driving O.J. Simpson on a nationally televised slow-speed freeway chase after the murders of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman.
"Did you get your little brother drunk at that underage party?"

"Naw, but I guess I was driving the Bronco since I told him about it."
by Hugh Johnson September 6, 2005
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