Bread Pets

When bread turns moldy it becomes a Bread Pet.

My parents had many Bread Pets on top of the fridge.

by zizithecat August 18, 2019

Teacher Bread

An entire loaf of bread, given to you by your science teacher after school.

“Oh I got teacher bread today after school, I’m not sure why”

by Fluffu_ December 03, 2021

Moldy Bread

When your ass is overflowing with little insects that crawl up yo back and make your little boy ass look like moldy bread

"Yo you seen dat bitch she has shit crawlin up her back yo." "No she just has moldy bread my brohomie"

by Big Joe Macaroni December 14, 2019

bread torture

a style of torture where you spam misspelt versions of the word bread in discord group chats.

<Jake> Hey guys how are you doing?
<Emily> baBRD
<Mike> RBAEDB
<Emily> brAED
<Mike> baRBaE
<Emily> BAREfF
<Jake> wtf this is bread torture

by waffle___ April 10, 2021

bread collecting

Where the james species collects bread on a daily routine. Ol'Jimmy Jones suppiles the addiction on a sunday afternoon when James makes his way over. Normally arrving late, he gets the ol'moldy bread that stays in the pot after hours.

Ol'Jimmy Jones: Your late again
James: Shut up, i need that bread for the bread collecting
Ol'Jimmy Jones: Its in the pot, like normal

by Dwock June 04, 2022

microwave bread

Finally getting rid of the sexual tension, by fucking the shit out of the person you have wanted to bang from the moment you met.

I can't wait to show Jamal how to microwave bread.

by Jmmmmal May 15, 2016

Microwave bread

The mythical bread that is left on top of a microwave that gains hulk strength from being left on top of a microwave while being run#DeAndre Smalls

Dam! Bro, I ate this microwave bread left on top of the the microwave and gain incredible strength!

by Sqaud7 February 13, 2019