boner bashing

the act of slamming the head of ones penis into the head of anthers

"i was boner bashing yesterday and now my dick hurts"

by Xx.god.xX December 27, 2013

Moto-boner

When the motivation gives you a massive erection. Both men and women can have moto-boners.

As Sergeant Brown mowed down some Haji faget fucks with his .50 caliber machine gun he began to grow a moto-boner. He then proceeded to spit the juices from his chewing tobacco onto his hand and slowly move his hand down his pants.

by Fuk_ISIS February 24, 2018

ocean boner

A submarine

Once the Ocean Boner pulled into port, all the Seamen rushed out on leave.

by Crashjunkie July 28, 2017

wunder boner

A tool that you shove into the back of a fish where the tail should be (after cutting off the tail) and slide up to make the bones come out of the mouth

Wunder boner, My wife would like that

by Sethtaros May 18, 2017

Boner Narcolepsey

;a medical condition which subjects the patient to sudden narcoleptic episodes(aka passing the F*#k out) whenever he becomes sexually arroused due to the sudden loss of blood to the brain when it is required to erect his ridiculously large Organ. When one suffers from this condition they should always inform any and all new partners before engaging in intercourse otherwise they may panic and dial 911 or worse throw the patient off a bridge so as to avoid any legal reprecutions of a wrongful death suit etc.

Stanley: Well how was she bro?
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.

by Vendetta Fist October 27, 2017

Solar boner

The excitement you achieve when you realize that you're sending energy back to the grid and getting electricity for free.

Once I got my solar installed, I couldn't get rid of my solar boner.

by Shrink Rap June 27, 2016

Accidental Boner

When a guy gets hard just from light physical contact with or just being around a person that he is crushing on. It happens without warning and can sometimes create an awkward situation if the other person notices.

Jimmy: Hey Daniel! Me and Jessica are having an arm wrestling contest. Do you want in?
Daniel: Nah, with Jessica there I'll just get another Accidental Boner.
Jimmy: Jessica is pretty hot. I understand.

by TheMinecraftPlaya June 10, 2013