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Forbidden boner

An erection caused by someone you're not supposed to be attracted in the first place, eg, teachers, cousins, hot aunty, your best friend's mom or your best friend.
'Dammit, your second cousin is freaking hot.'
'i know, she gives me forbidden boner all the time'
by Lemonade_company September 10, 2012
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Danger Boner

Anticipation for rush of adrenaline and excitement from participating in risky behavior, not a literal boner.
Jenny love's skydiving for both the adrenaline rush and the huge danger boner before the jump.
by DaveCorpUSA July 14, 2014
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Zoner Boner

When you zone out/daze in class or anywhere and get a boner
I was staring at the board in class and all the sudden I got a zoner boner
by plz eat me January 20, 2020
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Boner pogo

When she bounces on that dick like it's a pogo stick.
Yo babe you down for some boner pogo tonight?
by JarlChiefstain June 10, 2020
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boner bashing

the act of slamming the head of ones penis into the head of anthers
"i was boner bashing yesterday and now my dick hurts"
by Xx.god.xX December 27, 2013
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wunder boner

A tool that you shove into the back of a fish where the tail should be (after cutting off the tail) and slide up to make the bones come out of the mouth
Wunder boner, My wife would like that
by Sethtaros May 18, 2017
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ocean boner

Once the Ocean Boner pulled into port, all the Seamen rushed out on leave.
by Crashjunkie July 28, 2017
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