Circumstantial boner

Unintentional erection while physically interacting with a friend of the opposite sex.
Dee: what is that poking my back?
Brian: sorry, it's my Circumstantial boner. We were spooning and your butt kinda felt good.
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fanny boner

You get a boner in your clit

By Millie Coutts
'Oh, I have a fanny boner!'
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intellectual boner

when you learn something new and it thrills you so much you get a boner in your brain
yesterday in linguistics we talked about diglossia so much i got an intellectual boner.
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Homer Boner

What Homer Simpson gets when he's alone with Marge.
Marge: Oh homie~
Homer: there seems to be an issue. I have a...homer boner
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boner slime

maybe I'll text my ex and ask her if my boner slime tastes like pancake mix
by iamhellcat March 14, 2014
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Boner Crease

A crease around the crotch area in your pants/shorts, ect. that makes you appear to have a boner when you don't actually have one.
Tim: Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Jeff: Oh, that's just a boner crease!
by CaptainCatLoaf June 2, 2015
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eternal boner

When a girl is so hot that you spend most of your sexual thoughts focused on her, leading to a massive erection that seems to almost never go away, she has given you the eternal boner.
Guy 1: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about Anna. She's so hot, bro."
Guy 2: "That's because she gives you the eternal boner, man."
Guy 1: "Word."
by Bear Master November 2, 2013
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