Jimothy the rust-a-board places liquids in a spot where they can come into contact with his motherboard.
by MelbourneTrainEnthusiast May 30, 2025
Hey man! Look at this cub...Hey wait, i have a board in the back of the car! Lets get it... we'll play cub boards."
by Long rod beef June 24, 2011
When someone with a vagina sits on your face with a such force that you think you're going to drown in pussy, but you don't drown, you just have a face full of pussy.
by Kisa22 June 24, 2022
Guy: I want to use you as my blow board for the night
Girl: Blow board?
Guy: Yeah! Like.. a blow board to do coke off of
Girl: Blow board?
Guy: Yeah! Like.. a blow board to do coke off of
by Droppedmycroissant July 07, 2019
Someone who complains about losing, rather than keeping a clear head and choosing to continue the game. Can be used to describe political debates, multiplayer video games, sports, and other competitive activities.
Person A: *disagrees with person B*
Person B: Youre a fucking asshole!! Are you trying to ruin freedom of speech??!!!!
Person A: Continues using their first amendment rights while Person B throws a fit.
Gym class fag 1: It's total bullshit that girls gotta do knee pushups
Gym class fag 2: Fuck this class! My moms gonna call the school tomorrow...
Gym class girl: Im gonna do full pushups because I feel like it...
Every gamer with 12 year olds in the lobby:
Fuckin' board game whiners...
Person B: Youre a fucking asshole!! Are you trying to ruin freedom of speech??!!!!
Person A: Continues using their first amendment rights while Person B throws a fit.
Gym class fag 1: It's total bullshit that girls gotta do knee pushups
Gym class fag 2: Fuck this class! My moms gonna call the school tomorrow...
Gym class girl: Im gonna do full pushups because I feel like it...
Every gamer with 12 year olds in the lobby:
Fuckin' board game whiners...
by Sickofbullshit666999 July 14, 2017
A form of Sexual Asphyxiation you go down on your partner (Head) while they stand in the shower and water runs along his or her penis and water (Boarding) you while you pleasure him or her.
"You pair are always at it! I didn't mean to walk in on you head boarding her last night"
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".
"I heard you and your boyfriend in the shower last night."...." Yeah, I totally head boarded him, but he loved it".
by Robyn.McKenzie August 23, 2023
Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.
"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"
reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"
reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"
by Will of Stone February 05, 2004