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Filipino Birthday 

In Filipino culture, it is customary for one to eat a birthday meal called pancit. A Filipino Birthday entails the sexual act of sitting on the birthday boy/girl's face in order for them to eat their aforementioned birthday meal. Pancit is a play on words for face sitting.
What did the pinoy ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? He asked her to pancit on his face as it is customary on a filipino birthday.
Filipino Birthday by Gymechen June 26, 2020

happy birthday flamingo 

It's probably June 11th huh?
Person 1: Happy birthday flamingo!
Albert Aretz: Thank You!

Blue birthday 

A sad birthday lacking in thrills and fun .
Her heart gave a thousand beats as she shivered at the thought of having a blue birthday for the first time in her life.

The look in her eyes only showed that a blue birthday awaits her, the glow in her eyes are missing.

Utchay Beatrice looked so sad as a blue birthday approached speedily.

That which she wished for will be hers on her birthday, a blue birthday it surly will be
Blue birthday by Beatrice London. September 19, 2021

Grimace Birthday Shake

A strong dissociative related to PCP and Ketamine, manufactured/distributed by McDonald’s, and marketed as a harmless, fun drink - safe for the whole family. Users first feel a sense of euphoria, followed by a sense of bewilderment, and within half an hour, users are left in a terrifying, “‘k-hole-like’ trance,” and know nothing of what transpires for several hours, until finally returning to reality.
“Yo Ron, try my new purple drank!”
“Nah man that shit is whack, Hamburglar ate his own hand off!”

“Come on man, the new grimace birthday shake puts the fun in funeral!”

Varg's Birthday 

Taking a shit (in private or public) whilst listening to Black Metal.
I met this girl on Tinder and she asked me to come over and help her celebrate Varg's Birthday.

Eri's birthday 

It's eri's birthday today let's all say happy birthday to her and hope she can hear us❤️
Us on eri's birthday : happy birthday eri
Eri in a different dimension: thank everyone
Eri's birthday by anonymous December 22, 2020