being shitty

when someone or something is acting in way that resembles poop by either 1)not hanging out 2) not returning phone calls
3)falling off the face of the planet 4) being mean

Anastasia : Dude.... where has Matt been?
Evan: I don't know, he doesn't come around very much anymore.
Anastasia: Ugh. Why is he being shitty?

Handing the phone to an ex-girlfriend of the caller so that she can curse him out for a few minutes because you're drunk and think it's funny.

by annyawesome October 30, 2007

The Four Stages of Being High

First Stage: Hyper
Second Stage: Feeling very happy
Third Stage: Stoned; Where you feel almost dead and anything is comfy
Fourth Stage: Retarded; Where you literally can't operate your own mind and body

After the last stage, it will restart as a new cycle but a "higher" level

Person 1: Dude ok what if when we are smoking, like we are going through a neverending of The four stages of being high, and it just keeps going..
Person 2: Like how you get hyper then happy..oh then you get stoned..hmm and whats above that?
Person 1: Thats when you smoked so much and you are just Retarded
Person 3: Whoa dude..dude!?! look at the spider, I'm so high that I don't care.

by Dizz85 June 29, 2010

Being J

The act of being jealous of your co-workers awesomeness. AKA Sam Roberts

Can you believe how Sam is Being J Sam this morning.

by Awesome Greek November 13, 2009

being alone

Hate everyone and everything but pretend not to have friends.

Miya is always being alone like tf is she? We want her to be our friends but she is not open “she keep everything lowkey”.

by Miyaaaaah August 23, 2021

Beibhinn

A drunken irish woman with hugemongous breasts.

Look at that Beibhinn!

by Grkn October 6, 2003

beige

Refering to an indivdual (or group of people) that is average, common place, boring, drab, dull, typical, "not all that".

A person who tends to have no style or apparent aesthetic indivdualality.

In seeing a table full of guys wearing Bud t-shirts, pull over sweats, nappy tennis shoes, and talking about some dribble, like the lastest sitcom on CBS....

"Geez - those guys are so beige!"

by Patty Dreggz November 30, 2004

Justin Beiber bomb

When you and everybody around you were listening to a good song and then somebody paused it and played Justin Beiber's "Baby".

We were listening to death metal and then I about killed them with a Justin Beiber bombed.

by shj218 November 22, 2010