get it before the grass grows

When a man loves a woman, he tells that bitch to shave.
No osama in the pants!

Bitch please, get it before the grass grows

by Can nana da April 30, 2008

Bros before hoes

When a bro chooses a homie over a bitch

Yaseen: Lets go to the movies!

Denver: Nah ima get laid tonight

Yaseen: Bros before hoes bitch!

Denver: Nah ima get laid

Yaseen: Ok sorry for trying to cock block you :

by Sun Diego February 25, 2008

chicks before dicks

Opposite of "bros before hoes"

I believe I came up with "chicks before dicks" as I have never heard it anywhere else.

by I am Lisa April 30, 2007

beforegasm

the orgasm before your real orgasm

i was with this chick last night... and she had 5 beforegasms!!!! it was so hot

by hairy pickle May 14, 2008

I could smell your mom before i saw her!

a insult between two friends/enemies in which, every day, the two insult each other, waiting for the other person to slip. when the opponent slips, he leaves himself open for the insult "i could smell your mom before i saw her!) The first person to deliver this insult sucesfully is declared winner for the day.

Person1: your moms so fat, she sat on a dollar and it became four quarters!
bystanders: oooooooooo burn!
Person2: I'm not THAT easy to tick off.
Person1: (thinking that person2 is out of comebacks) YOUR MOM is easy!!!
Person2: I could smell your mom before i saw her!
bystanders: OOOOOOOOOOO
Person1: darn.

by dracora365 April 14, 2009

beff

Sad lonely S&M obsessed fat freak.

You are such a BEFF

by Dave October 24, 2003

Befuddle

To insert a cylindrical piece of meat into the anus and then proceed to strike it violently so that it vibrates back and forth

I told you not to befuddle your sister when we have company.

by myster twister November 29, 2009