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Blow board

Something to snort lines of coke off of
Guy: I want to use you as my blow board for the night
Girl: Blow board?
Guy: Yeah! Like.. a blow board to do coke off of
by Droppedmycroissant July 6, 2019
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Porn boarding

When two people of opposite sex fit on one long board or skate board and have gruesome sex while being recorded.
I was watching porn last night and came across this hardcore porn boarding.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016
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Cum-Boarding

The act of cumming onto her face and misfires into her nasal cavity resulting in breathing difficulties.
Cum-boarding is difficult to breathe through, but it was an accident.
by AshBash02156 August 7, 2022
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breakfast board

fat rack of lines when you wake up or at the break of dawn.
drugs to start off your day
jimmy: wouldn't mind a breakfast board in a few.
damo: exactly what i was thinking, et's start the day off with a few phat lines jimmy
jimmy: glad you agree, never bitch the sesh
damo: got the dealos number?
by homestew December 21, 2016
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board

Slang way of being READY or AINT PLAYING ! (mostly used when talkin bout fights/fighting)
Bitch when I see you we on board frfr
by Anonymous 😂😂 March 15, 2019
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White boarding

When your boss comes in, tells you all his ideas in a trauma-dump fashion, and then walks away.

Basically a scare tactic to cause anxiety about ideas and situations that aren’t really a big deal.

Picture someone writing all their ideas or fears out on a whiteboard with messy scribble-like hand writing, and leaving you to decide what it truly means. Should you be nervous? Or is this man projecting?
Worker 1: “Did you talk to the boss today?”

Worker 2: “Yes, he trauma dumped about the uncertainty of our department.”

Worker 1: “He’s always white boarding and walking away.”
by YaGurlMS September 1, 2022
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