Flying Awkward Turtles 

this happens when a situation is so awkward if the turtles weren't flying they would cut the tension and all hell would break lose. However, if the tension is cut an immediate mob of more flying turtles, awkward turkeys, awkward peacocks and regular awkward turtles start to surround the situation. If there is a silence from the awkward situation for longer than 5-10 seconds then a giant Awkward killing shark comes along and eats everything in one bite, thus returning everything back to normal.

I was buying condoms in the sex isle at the store the other day, and my girlfriends dad walked up and started having a conversation with me about her. When he saw what i was buying, flying awkward turtles started to swarm above me. Eventually they cut the tension and then a mob of turkeys, peacocks and more turtles started to swarm. The awkward killing shark never came...

Flying Awkward Turtles by G-money777 June 10, 2011

that must have been awkward for you 

Variant on that's what she said. Used when something was probably awkward.

A: well it's two of you against me. do i really have a choice?
B: that must have been awkward for you.

A: idk. i kinda forgot i was doing it
B: (that must have been awkward...)

A: you'd probably want to play with my older brother. kind of a beast.
B: that must have been awkward.

A: psh. i've never 'frustrated' you before in my life.
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.

A: but..you could do that with anything
B: that must have been awkward for you, then.

that must have been awkward for you by carpenoctem63141 March 1, 2009

Puberty is Awkward 

Well certain puberty can be defined as ...jk!
everyone is laughing and changing so much and everything is awkward so, jk!
puberty is just simply jk!

ask any teen, puberty is awkward and very JK!

Puberty is Awkward by Lilsberry8 May 5, 2009

The Awkward Turtle 

A sex position. A guy gets a girl naked, gets himself naked except for his pants, and lays on top of her. He then proceeds to awkwardly dry hump her while wriggling his arms and legs and making awkward noises, including the phrase, "Awkward turtle!!"

Man, Kevin totally Awkward Turtled Amanda last night. She was so mad.

Timmy never had sex before, and he really liked Stacy. They were making out and were about to have sex, but Timmy got really nervous. Instead, he just did The Awkward Turtle until she got dressed and went home.

The Awkward Turtle by SuccubusLady August 4, 2011

(ABOD) Awkward Bubble of Death

The most extreme awkwardness you can get between you and another girl. This usually happens after a rumor about you or her is spread or lost of contact for an extended period of time. Most of the time, one or both likes the other or it's a mutual crush creating even more deathness of the ABOD.

"There was a big (ABOD) Awkward Bubble Of Death around me and Ali for a long time since the rumor. It took weeks to break it."

(ABOD) Awkward Bubble of Death by TheRejector January 17, 2012

SOCIALLY AWKWARD GANG

Were you have a group of friends who are very socially awkward, and they never speak.

Someone who is very antisocial.

"Wow, she's so socially awkward, she should so be apart of the socially awkward gang!"

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SOCIALLY AWKWARD GANG by Backpack-Kid November 8, 2019

John Awkward  

A fictious person who symbolizes any awkward situation as being in the center of it.

-"Dude, my brother came out of the closet in front of the entire family when we were having dinner yesterday".
-"I imagine John Awkward was invited to that dinner as well".
-"You betcha".

John Awkward by demaoza October 12, 2008