Nathan Aspery

Big fat cunt who needs to go on a diet

Oi, watch what you're eating or you'll become a Nathan Aspery

by diabetes 2 April 30, 2019

I have Asperger’s syndrome

It’s not entirely my fault that I act this way

I have Asperger’s syndrome

by Death Menace April 10, 2022

Aspen

one dumb, bubble headed, blonde, fake, controlling, manipulative, TALL, whore faced, slut bitch. this is based on personal experience.

“you know that girl,aspen”

“yeah stay away from her. i heard she’s a huge hoe bag.”

by aspenhater January 20, 2020

aspergia

A mental health syndrome that is seen as "high-functioning autism." It is really a bullshit syndrome created by and for geeks so they actually have a mental excuse for not being able to talk to girls or catch a football.

"I would walk down the street with other humans, but my Aspergia makes it impossible. I will get all my pokemon to level 100 instead and say I am really smart.

by MickeyMouse7 March 31, 2009

asparagus

to spare one of another's misfortune or mistake

josh: (rolling dice) i cant seem to roll a seven!
jenny: gimme it, i can do it!
(after a couple minutes....)
josh: ASPARAGUS, no one can roll a seven...

by ali fricken griswold December 3, 2006

Aspic

Aspiring basics. Girls who don't have the means to live as basic bitches, but want to. Sadder than

"Oh man, check out the aspic in the imitation Uggs. She keeps a Starbucks cup, but fills it for free at the office"

by billmax January 19, 2015

ASPCA commercial

1)aspca commercial(adj.)- Something so sad, that will make almost anyone anyone cry till they die.

2)(adj).- a state of awkwardness when someone else cries because of something sad but you can't seem to shed a tear.

1)man, i just broke up with my girlfriend, it was like an ASPCA commercial.

2) I just had an ASPCA commercial moment right there, my girlfriend still cried because her dog died, I can't even put on a sad face. she now hates me

by almightynino July 25, 2016