The hidden villains of humankind that perform modern-era slavery. Commonly found in pairs composed of a 'mother' and 'motherfucker', although there are exceptions. Their subjects are usually minors of ages 0-18. Common traits:
1. Claiming monopoly over their slaves, commonly known as 'children', and belief that they are their property.
2. Forcing slaves to comply to their demands and thus causing life-lasting scars, mental and rarely, physical. Usually by stripping away any joy children find.
3. Believing that their act of reproducing and increasing the population of Earth is commendable.
1. Claiming monopoly over their slaves, commonly known as 'children', and belief that they are their property.
2. Forcing slaves to comply to their demands and thus causing life-lasting scars, mental and rarely, physical. Usually by stripping away any joy children find.
3. Believing that their act of reproducing and increasing the population of Earth is commendable.
Me: Hey dad, mom, can I go to my friend's birthday party tomorrow? He's holding it in the school gym, all the teachers will be attending and it'll last from 1-5 in the afternoon.
Parents: NO I KNOW YOU'RE LYING AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO DRUGS!!! GO STUDY, YOU ONLY GOT A 92 ON YOUR PHYSICS TEST LAST WEEK!
Parents: NO I KNOW YOU'RE LYING AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO DRUGS!!! GO STUDY, YOU ONLY GOT A 92 ON YOUR PHYSICS TEST LAST WEEK!
by Aidenisfuckingdead September 16, 2021
Get the Parentsmug. Covert emotional abuse usually a parent with primary custody interfering with the other parents' ability to form an emotional parental connection with children by brainwashing tactics and denying visitation over time causing children to unjustifiably take on their behaviors towards the alienated parent.
by Black Dads Matter February 24, 2024
Get the Parental Alienationmug. 
the type of parents who love to take your belongings and hide it in random areas, then you have to go on a fucking scavenger hunt to find it. THANKS PARENTS!
"gee thanks mom for being a scavenger parent, sure is a lot of fun dealing with your bullshit."
to be honest scavenger parents suck, they love to take your stuff.
to be honest scavenger parents suck, they love to take your stuff.
by VENIN#5293 September 30, 2020
Get the scavenger parentsmug. A religious but gender-neutral way of expressing "Mother/Father of God". It is used to express something serious or to intensify the dramatics of something shocking, upsetting, etc.
Parent of God! What the fuck did you just say to me?
Parent of God, what happened to you?
Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!
Parent of God, what happened to you?
Parent of God, do not speak to me in that way!
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
Get the Parent of Godmug. The people who say "be greatful we brought you into this world" or "without us you would have never been alive" when you really never wanted to be here.
by Ifurreadingthisurgay September 22, 2020
Get the Parentsmug. by Bad C dev November 19, 2024
Get the parents hail from Canadamug.