April 27th

April 27th is national shin-kicking day! This is a day were all shin-kicking is aloud!

April 27th is national shin-kicking day.

by The Ordinary Pineapple April 17, 2019

april 12

Used for dumb fucks to prepare for friday 13th

Joe : Hey you did april 12?
Garreth : Sorry , i dont have an extra chromosome

by JesusFckChrist May 26, 2018

April 16

National makeout day . Even tho a bf/gf you can still do it

Finally , i've been waiting for April 16 , the makeout day

by Holo 4179 April 15, 2019

April 3rd

Only the most beautiful or handsome people are born this day because it is so rare.

Ivan:Hey is today April 3rd?
Kai:Yep!
Ivan: Happy birthday dude.
Kai: thanks man
Ivan: You kinda handsome tho ngl.
Kai: O_O

by IzzyApril3 September 29, 2021

April 8th

He’s got a nice ass booty and looks like Jesus. He smacked someone’s cheeks before but it was only a dream. Anybody born in may 29th envy’s this person in great ways and many ways. This person is very hot and sexy. You gotta love him.

Omg do you see him!? He’s gotta be born in April 8th.

by XxBigCockDaddyxX October 21, 2019

April 18

National Get on Your Knees and Suck my Dick Day

Bro 1: Hey what's up
Bro 2: You already know it's April 18th
Bro 1: Oh no...
Bro 2: Get on your knees and suck my dick, bro

by liamtaliano April 12, 2019

april 16

Naitional nipple lickers day. April 16 is the day where when a boy sees a girl that he likes, he shows her this definition and she has to allow him to lick her nipples.

Boy: “Hey girl it’s April 16. You know what that means. National nipple lickers day, here’s the evidence”

Girl: “I guess I have no choice”

by Vapepalace69 April 16, 2018