ass lollipop

When you stick a lollipop in ones asshole and swirl it around than removing and sticking the lollipop in your mouth or your partners.

Damn that girl took that ass lollipop like a champ!

by Jessica Beotch February 11, 2015

ass vaping

Using an electronic cigarette to intake vapor into your anal cavity. Also known as anal vaping.

I was ass vaping last Friday night and it got stuck and I ended up in the emergency room

by Votuzi December 31, 2016

Ass War

Diarrhea and other related shitty problems.

I'm fighting the ass war, pray for me.

by Amphibizzy March 7, 2017

ass bulimia

when someone purposely consumes food (e.g. dairy products) that will make them have diarrhea or just shit to lose weight.

Friend 1: Why does Gertrude keep drinking milk, isn't she lactose intolerant?

Friend 2: Yeah, but that girl has ass bulimia, she drinks milk which makes her shit so she can lose weight

Friend 1: Too bad it isn't working for her

by t-pie May 12, 2011

Ass month

You can slap anybody ass for the month of May

Guy:I slapped that bitch ass
Guy 2: THATS MY MOM
Guy: It’s national slap ass month

by National free head May 1, 2019

Ass Piss

A type of severe diarrhea in which you unleash a torrent of pure liquid shit with the force of a high pressure waterjet table. Ass Piss is usually encountered shortly after a trip to Taco Bell.

Joe and I went to Taco Bell and about 30 minutes later, he destroyed the seat of my truck with a stream of Ass Piss like I've never seen. It cut clean through the passenger floorboard.

by CDRTickledick May 28, 2020

ass whooping

1. Used by parents to discipline insolent children, performed by hitting the child's buttocks or other areas of the body forcefully several times. Usually performed with a hand or other object such as a belt, spatula, or nine-iron golf club.

2. General saying for a physical assault, with the prospect of the assaulter ending the altercation favorably.

Flo Gave Augie An ass whooping while when Augie misbehaving.

by MayDayMeh June 20, 2018