low job

A blow job from a midget.

I got a low job from Gidget the midget.

by pdobrinen January 3, 2019

Next Job

When people must just move on from the current situation at hand

Mate, you're girlfriend cheated on you... Next Job.

by Samoi69 February 10, 2021

Rob The Job

A well-being man who gets shit done.

1. Jack: Damn, we really need to find alcohol for tonight
Jill: Call up Rob The Rob, he will get it done.

2. Jack: I really need to talk to some one about my personal problems
Jill: Here comes Rob The Job, talk to him.

by wearethearchers0 April 27, 2010

Hubcap job

A rim job with underwear on

It was weird, after the blowjob she put my underwear back on and gave me a hubcap job.

by Andybats March 21, 2019

Drill Job

Drill Job is the act of using a drill to make a bloody hole in your penis, used by incredibly lonely incredibly masochistic old men.

Bob: Man, I'm getting addicted to drill job, you should try it out too, Tom.

Tom: You should get some help.

by bobbityboo1234 November 17, 2018

Cadillac Job

When you work in a very easy job. That you barely lift a finger and get paid really well

John just started his job where he just sits at a desk and pretty much watches Netflix. Man must be nice to have a Cadillac job like that.

by Dnurse15 April 3, 2022

JOB-ITIS

An condition caused by the daily grind and stress of one's job or career to the extent that it becomes emotionally and physically unbearable.

JOB-ITIS builds in you over time and is caused by a combination of work situations, such as: having to work late, giving 150% and no one notices, hardly taking any vacation or sick time, pretending to ignore when your boss takes credit for your ideas, suffering the slings and arrows of the vicious political atmosphere in your office, getting passed over for that well-deserved raise or promotion, pretending not care when an underling is promoted above you just because he/she sucks up to the boss, feeling physically sick when you wake up on a work day or just walk into the office.

by Dennis The Menace December 11, 2013