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Steve Job

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in a black turtleneck sweater and choking them with a pearl necklace until they orgasm.
"I slept so good last night. I got that Steve Jobs."
by GaryTurbo99 August 18, 2021
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Sniffing Steve

A person who frequently blows Gaggers. has a tendency to leave work early when dealers wake up. When using restroom leaves residue.. hopeless addicted to cocaine.
You need to go to rehab.. you are pulling a sniffing steve
by angry inch September 7, 2019
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bareback steveing

When you get so drunk , you have unprotected sex with male or female and you sober up you get really worried because you don't know if you caught as std.
Dude, I need to go to the clinic, I went bareback steveing last night.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 18, 2020
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Steve Ouimette

To do something ridiculously hard with incredible ease and/or to make it look incredibly easy.
Other person: *Climbs up Mt Everest with nothing but a broken twig and a sandwich in the space of a minute*
Me: Damn, you really Steve Ouimetted (Pronounced Wee-Mayd) that.
by Vixter Frerard January 31, 2014
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Steve Job

Like a boob job, but in a turtleneck.
The surest way to seduce an Apple fanboy is to offer them a Steve Job.
by Pokommando April 17, 2021
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Steve-O

A pretty cool , goofy, smart, funny, charming, friend you could ever ask for. From Stayton Oregon. He can ride a BMX bike like a pro despite being legally blind. He will fall in love quickly , take care of you at all costs, and be your main side kick when ever you need him. He's an all around awesome dude!
Guy #1- "Steve-O can't see shit, how the f$#k does he ride his BMX bike so well?"

Guy #2- " idk but I'm kinda jealous of him!"
by F$ckaround&f$nd@ut October 9, 2023
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Steve Cohen

A $16B man who just doesn’t give a shit.
by Filthywhore969222 March 11, 2022
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