Jess

A stupid fackin thot who cheated on Byron de la ****

Jess cheated on the most handsome sweetest guy for some lowlife addict

by Whadafack June 11, 2018

jess walton’s theory

when we start counting 1 second , 2 second , 3 second , we could start counting the 1 second in the middle that the actually second has turned , so how can all the england be at the same time period when we can start counting 1 second , half way through the second has actually been turned to ..

jess ; 1 second , 2 second , 3 second

george : you just proved jess walton’s theory

by i’m a genuis July 25, 2019

Jesse Jew+Alexander

An unstoppable couple that are both Jewish

Person 1: Awww look at that couple

Person 2: they must be Jesse Jew+Alexander

by Jesse is A Jew November 11, 2022

Jess the Jambo singer

The girl who wrote the Jamboree song for the 24th World scout jamboree (the one with the ukulele) . If you haven't heard this song don't go listen to it it will be stuck in ur head for ages. If you go watch the live version at the opening ceremony you will see a big voice break towards the end of the performance.

"is that jess the Jambo singer?!?! "

by Jazzybigdik October 24, 2019

one-teste-jesse

A guy named Jesse who only has one teste (Yes ladies; it's true!)

One-teste-jesse tried to impresse the ladies with is schlong, but they just couldn't stop staring at his lone testical. AWWWWW :(

by GangstaE April 24, 2003

jesse c

A white, dirty, nasty nigger. Does not bathe nor change clothes. He most likely wears the same clothes for a week without washing them.

“Bro I haven’t washed my clothes in like a month!”
“Ew you’re a Jesse C

by cheetahh2097 March 3, 2019

[Piece of Jesse]

1.disgusting, yucky
2. fast
3. idiotic

He is as fast as light, so he is a piece of Jesse

by lokiku,min100882 August 7, 2011