Why is bread?

A question you ask when your brain is thoroughly fucked and you feel like messing with someone.

Organic Chemistry Teacher: Any questions?

Student: Why is bread?

Organic Chemistry Teacher: Get out.

by Archerinreallife September 1, 2016

Sauce Bread

The result of stripping a slice of pizza of its delicious cheese.

Weirdo: I don't like cheese, I'm gonna scrape it all off of my slice.

Normal Human Being: Why didn't you just get bread and sauce.

Weirdo: I like sauce bread.

by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast March 11, 2012

ill-bread

Sickly yeast

When I went to eat my sub, I discovered it was inedible due to an acute case of ill-bread

by Woodntknow July 30, 2016

bread bowl

When during intercourse or masturbation you cum in the belly button, making a breadbowl. V: Breadbowling.

Kanye West: "I fucked a bitch while she sippin' red wine, I gave her a bread bowl for lord Jesus Christ"

by kanyestan August 23, 2020

Bread Communist

Your lord and savior

Me:Bread Communist
Literally everybody:I AM NOT WORTHY

by TheBreadCommunist August 9, 2019

Nut bread

A type of pastry that exist in Mother 3 as well as in real life

Flint ate some Nut bread

by oopsydoooopsy July 30, 2020

Bread stripper

A god who comes down to earth and who will strip for bread. Has many hoes and a single pimp. Prefers baguettes over sourdough.

Wow look at him go! What a bread stripper!

by We Stan a Queen February 12, 2019