by plz eat me January 20, 2020
by iamhellcat March 05, 2014
by Xx.god.xX December 27, 2013
Can occur as quickly as five minutes after first boner has run its course. Often unpredictable, always exciting. Enjoy!
by xoxojh December 22, 2011
When a girl is so hot that you spend most of your sexual thoughts focused on her, leading to a massive erection that seems to almost never go away, she has given you the eternal boner.
Guy 1: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about Anna. She's so hot, bro."
Guy 2: "That's because she gives you the eternal boner, man."
Guy 1: "Word."
Guy 2: "That's because she gives you the eternal boner, man."
Guy 1: "Word."
by Bear Master November 03, 2013
by MomoneyMisa January 10, 2018
As Sergeant Brown mowed down some Haji faget fucks with his .50 caliber machine gun he began to grow a moto-boner. He then proceeded to spit the juices from his chewing tobacco onto his hand and slowly move his hand down his pants.
by Fuk_ISIS February 24, 2018