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Poo-of-a-1000 wipes

When you take a poo and go to wipe but after 5 wipes you’re still not clean, so you have to just keep wiping and wiping and still, poop. Like a marker
I was taking a poo and when I went to wipe I just kept wiping, and wiping, still, poop. Like a marker. So I made an Alabama Wetwipe by spitting of a piece of tp because it was a Poo-of-a-1000 wipes. Why couldn’t it have been a ghost poop?
by Peltmaster August 16, 2022
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Wipe

Another term for did it telling someone to kill themselves. Like wiping a save slot in a video game, or wiping your character in Rogue Lineage (if you know that game)
Retard: Yes I like anime.
Intelligent one: Wipe yourself.
by YessyWessy November 12, 2021
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Pussy Wipe

A person that is so stupid and illiterate that they don't understand how the alphabet works and makes the mistake of defining the word "wipe" with the definition of the word "whip", ironically making himself look exactly like a pussy wipe himself.
Once upon a time there was a little dumbass that went on urban dictionary to define the word pussy whip but thought it was spelled pussy wipe because he didn't know how to spell or define it in the first place and he lived crappily ever after.
by SuperMegaAsshole June 8, 2022
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Wipe Break

When a woman becomes aroused and must visit the restroom just for pussy juice removal.
I was watching Fight Club and Brad Pitt's abs made me have to pause the movie for a wipe break.
by Jilly McJellybean November 4, 2011
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wipe your lip

Used when referring to someone who is forever talking shit I.e. Referring to their need to use some toilet tissue to remove the bullshit which is forming around the edges of their mouth.
"I was partying with that hot blonde again last night."

"you talk such bullshit you need to wipe your lip."
by nuclearbigwill August 19, 2016
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Didley Wipe

A Jackie who cums over a period of time
Oops I orgasmed for three minutes. I’m such a didley wipe
by Queen of Russia November 25, 2021
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