Vagina Coastguard

A phrase from "Family Guy" when peter meets the US Senate to allow smoking for minors. He is greeted by Al Gore and Dick Army, where he cracks a joke "Is your wife's name, Vagina Coastguard?? hahha"

Sincerely,
Vagina Coastguard

by plastiqmanb June 20, 2006

Vaginal Crease

the crease of the vagina

hey did you see laurens Vaginal crease, yeah it looked liked a vertical smile

by lost surfers March 8, 2010

old lady vagina

pussy that that looks/tastes extremely nasty.

that twat looks like an old lady vagina! I will not eat that!

by willie989 January 18, 2010

wide-set vagina

A person that has a vagina that is really big and can fit two tampons in it.

Ben said that girl had a wide-set vagina.

by Kevin May 4, 2004

vagina baster

A utensil that is used to douche the vagina.

Stephanie used the vagina baster after sex.

by Joey L**g December 21, 2006

Vagina Burp

A burp that comes right after eating out your girlfriend. A very tasty release of air caused from swallowing vaginal fluids.

Boy talking to girl: *pulls head up from between her legs* "wow that tasted great..*buuurrrrppp!* and that was an amazing vagina burp" ;D

by That one guy...who ate out April 1, 2009

old lady vagina

a phrase to describe the most foul, nastiest odor.

ugh what is that wretched smell? whatever it is it smells like old lady vagina. nasty.

by mcshells February 18, 2009